Dirty Denver DJ Samples
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ben Samples, AKA SAMPLES DJ/Producer extraordinaire is the downright dirty dirty. He has been with nearly every girl in the Denver electronic scene and pretty much everywhere else on the planet. Any girl he sleeps with turns into a psycho raging alcoholic c*nt wh*re and becomes obsessed with him, which is actually ridiculously entertaining to watch. He has slept with at least 30 girls I know, and loves to brag about riding them all bareback. I actually really enjoy watching him plow through all these b*tches, it’s fun to watch them all freak out and melt down when he won’t love them back.
Oh the rave scene…such a mystery.- nik
This is one of the most obvious self-posts ever, not sure how Nik let this one slip through…..
lol I know him and I bet he did post it
Totally self post from a tool
that guys a fag!
I’ve slept with him and I DID NOT think he was that good in bed at ALL!!! I don’t know what the other b*tches are going crazy for probably they might be groupie sluts lol for all the other ladies that run into him please strap it up!!!!!
Yeah I’ve slept with him a couple times… nothing special. Especially the time he finished in like 10 seconds.
this is hilarious regardless to whether or not its a self-post. ben, you belong on here, welcome.
Sellllfffffff pooooosssst.
The person who posted him was taking a stab at one of his exes
yummy omg im dying to fall in love with him lets get our hump on
Uncircumsized baby dick!!!!
SARAH HOSTER posted this
No I didn’t eric, you’re an idiot.
yes. sarah hoster posted this and everyone knows it’s true. #burningbridges
Dont let it sweat ya samps these bitches just dont know about PYRAMIDS!!! friend shit!! bwahahaa
Maculey Culkin is a dj?
You are the worst.
He looks like Woody from toy story. Fail.
he f*cked my sister in the ass without a condom last month and now she has boils all over her rectum
most epic post ever. i bet you it was pedobeats
that guy came to my hometown and did all my drugs, got my sister and cousin pregnant at the same time and flipped my dog upside down