Dirty Derek

January 17, 2012 Marshall University 22

Dirty Derek

Dirty Derek

Dirty Derek

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is Derek Mitchell a sophmore/football player at Marshall University. He hangs out at Barcode and Rehab on 4th Avenue. He’s usually trying to sleep with any girl wiling to put out or give him the time of day. He offers to buy them drinks and snorts pepsi. It’s sad his poor girlfriend Robin Waskowski believes he’s faithful but he’s constantly banging my roommate. If you see this man beware and wrap up he’s a total sl*t.

I see you’re not in uniform.  Glorified bench warmer.- nik