THE DIRTY ARMY: This, is Taylor Lynch. He’s twenty years old, and has been in jail twice, as well as rehab twice. Not only does he have buck-teeth and bug-eyes, but his personality is no prettier. Nik, I don’t think there’s a trashier guy in Ohio. Taylor dates girls for elongated periods of time before throwing them to the curb like they’re nothing. He tells every girl he dates the same stories, about how they’re soul-mates for life, and how he’d never hurt them. But guess what? It’s all a lie. He’s screwed over every guy he’s dated. Taylor gets into relationships with extremely nice girls, and then tears them down to their breaking-point. And then when his exes tell his current girlfriends how he is, Taylor threatens to make their lives hell. When comparing relationships with Taylor, all of his exes have identical ones. It’s the same-old, same-old with him, and there’s no changing. Taylor says he’s changing, and that he’s staying sober, but he says that to all of his girlfriends, and of course, it’s never true. He’s nothing but a manipulative, using, dick, and that’s all he’ll ever be. He thinks he can sing, when really, he sounds like a dying cat, and his guitar skills are no better. He’s a disgusting pig, and always will be. Taylor reeks when he walks by, I’m sure you could smell him from a mile away. He never brushes his teeth, which explains the orange and yellow color. Hes greasy and just downright gross. Taylor Lynch needs to be taught a lesson that will kick him into reality and out of the fantasy that the world revolves around him, before he screws with any more girls’ heads..

Only forgy’s wear chokers.- nik