THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who in Chico hasn’t been sexually assaulted by Jake Fitzpatrick? This kid defines the meaning of douchebag, asshole, greek life, the list goes on. Everytime i see him he’s grabbing up on girls doing whatever he can to get his d*ck wet. If he’s not perving on some girl he’s sloppy drunk falling all over the place with his face in the floor. Jake is without a doubt the grimiest, most disgusting guy in Chico. He’s been keeping his creep hand strong for a few years now. Girls of Chico watch out for this PIKE bro!
I think he looks at his buddies as back up warm holes.- nik