THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they call him T-Pain. He is a 31 year old guy who still thinks he’s 21. He can be found at the local clubs on Washington with his fake tan dancing with glow sticks 7 nights a week making a fool of himself. You will notice him by his fake tan and affliction shirts. They call ugly women with nice bodies buttaface well this guy is the true definition of a buttaface!!! He is a scary guy to date he has major anger issues and will fly off the handle for no reason. Ladies if you are alone with him and find him sweating and his hands start shaking run the other direction. If you do date this guy use a CONDOM!!! He is rumored to have sex with strippers and local bar sl*ts every night. Ladies if you are looking to be in a relationship with a straight man this man is not for you many things he says and does will show you he is bisexual if not full on gay. Look up douchebag in the dictionary and there will be a picture of this 30 thousand dollar millionaire and above all DOUCHEBAG!!!! LADIES CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!!!
The top picture is also scary, he’s got like some half creepy smile thing going on.- nik