THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gretchen Rossi and Slade really live in Costa Mesa. They probably don’t have enough money to afford to live in Newport. Lucky for me I am their next door neighbor and get to stare at her ugly baby blue car every day. About 3 weeks ago I even got to watch her drunkenly stumble out of the drivers seat with another ugly blonde. Awesome.
I can’t wait until you download our iPhone Application so you can Sniper their asses.- nik