Lock Up Your Husbands

January 20, 2012 Charlotte, Dirty Predator 25 9,056 Views

Lock Up Your Husbands!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you better watch out for this girl! Hannah Colby Crowell is crazy and stalker obsessed with men that she can’t have. She goes after guys with young children because hers was [] by a boyfriend when she was out partying one night and she has this unresolved need to ‘mother’ any other kids that she can. She thinks that her big fake boobs, and her bleach blond hair make her the hottest thing to walk on this earth. So what do you think, beauty queen, or bride of chucky?

Sucks to be her. And you know that botched boob job doesn’t enable to to lactate…just saying.- nik