THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’re an avid and envious fan of the Porta Potty lifestyle so check this… someones getting paid to kick off the New Year! Guess mamma needs some new Jimmy Choos! Do you think these girls have what it takes to become permanent fixtures on the Porta Potty express? and would you tag along on these pooper creeper high seas voyages? Be honest.
**There is nothing better than a Porta Potty that has been posted on the site, trying to explain to you in person how she is not one. Most common answer is… “I don’t sleep with these guys, I just get paid to look good”. Yes, that might fool your family and boyfriend, but not the Dirty Army.- JV
If I ever buy a boat I want to name it “Porta Yachty”.- nik
Fred Farkel says:
I have a VERY NICE 32′ pontoon boat that I keep at Havasu for fishin’.
It even has a shower and a (LMAO) porta-potty.
But even as dorky as my fishin’ rig is… let me tell you this:
NONE OF THESE GIRLS WOULD EVER BE INVITED TO SET FOOT ON MY (woohoo) $35,000 FISHING BOAT.
to Fred Farkelgata loca says:
porta yachty = WIN
to gata locaChynna says:
Wham bam thank you, ma’am, my questions are answeerd!
to ChynnaIn the know says:
i know one of these guys PERSONALLY! I’m not surprised; he rents girls like some of us eat food. I dated him for a while until I found out what a sloot he was turning out to be. But trust me, the guy is freaking loaded. I’m talking billionaire. Yes, with a B!
to In the knowBtw, that’s in St. Bart’s!
2 says:
Actually, I know these people and only 2 of the girls are porta potties.
to 2which ones says:
which two girls?
to which onesnewport cutie says:
Hey I know her, thats Kristen Sanne
to newport cutieJen says:
The blonde in the one shoulder black dress and the dark Asian in the blue dress. FACT!
to JenChamomile says:
That’s not even 10 mituens well spent!
to ChamomileAnonymous says:
the rent must be under 10
to Anonymous