THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan of TheDirty and everything you stand for. I thought your marriage to Shayne was a scam like the rest of the world, but a few months into it I noticed this thing was for real. I’m 6 months prego and definitely going to have a C-Section, I don’t want to mess up my you know what. A few of my GF’s got fat or never lost the baby fat after they had their kids, but I want to keep my Husband interested and satisfied with me. That is the least I can do for the man that does everything for me. Now 7 weeks and for Shayne to have this body is incredible to me… You can try and bullsh*t me and say she takes Cellan, which I don’t doubt. But there has to be something else she is doing, what is her diet does she have any secrets? I want to know and get hot for him like Shayne did for you.
She actually wrote her entire diet plan on her blog LamasRichie.com. I am not as hardcore as her when it comes to losing weight. I like doing it the lazy way, but she is aggressive.- nik
GA BOY says:
That’s right fatties…she diets and exercises. It really shouldn’t be a question or a question how but more of statement that she wanted to be healthy. Not that genetics don’t have their role in body composition but most of it is diet and exercise.
to GA BOYAnonymous says:
this girl looks like a fat white cow. She is married to a queer with bleeched hair. I pounded this chick like 10 times. she is just a total whore
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She is not hot she looks weird
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I agree 100%. Girls don’t understand that going to the gym stretching and talking with your gf for 30 minutes IS NOT WORKING OUT. If a man loses his job and becomes lazy, most women would leave. It should be the same for women. If you DONT lose the baby weight……the man should leave. I know I sure as hell will. No man likes banging a walrus.
to AnonymousBelle says:
You’re ignorant. Having a baby naturally does not mess things up “down there” Do you understand having a C section is major surgery and comes with serious complications if something goes wrong? You should only have one if your life and your babies life are in danger, or you cannot deliver naturally. Choosing to have a C Section for your reason is pathetic
to BelleAnonymous says:
honey, in south america 90% of the women has c section! no way in hell a baby will come out of me from down there , i rather have no children!!!!!
to AnonymousGA BOY says:
I am a MD. I have caught plenty of babies. This true to an extent.
I am a MD and I made a mistake. I am going to address intelligent replies…
One should choose to have a baby vaginally. You can also can have many C-Sec. without complications.
I’m also pro-choice – yo can do anything related to yourself (without hurting others and babies inside a woman less than term don’t count) – power to do as you choose with your body.
I did an episiotomy on my wife with the birth of our son. Rarely, is a real vaginal birth ever accomplished. My wife got an episiotomy (by me) and I never felt a difference.
Moving forward…
to GA BOYAnonymous says:
Nursing degree……2-4 years of college. Surgeon telling the nurse what to do….8 years of school, 3-8 years of residencies/internships. I’d listen to the surgeon’s opinion.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
nursing DEGREE being the keyword (not a diploma) so 4 years of UNIVERSITY.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
the doctor will ALWAYs try to make you have a natural delivery. They won’t just let you choose to have a c-section because it is more dangerous. Its a BACK UP plan because of course they will do it if you can’t have it naturally but it is not recommended unless necessary.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
As a nurse and also a mother of two- i 100% agree with you! Did you know that if for any reason a complication with the surgery or anesthetic cause you too have a low oxygen level then your baby will in turn be not getting enough oxygen? Also since your baby is not getting squeezed through the birth canal they may not be able to clear the fluid from their lungs and they will be susceptible to a type of pneumonia which c-section babies are at a high risk for called wet lung. Your baby will more than likely be taken for assessments for a couple hours or longer after they are born (which is the most important bonding time). This is why c-sections are done only in EMERGENCY or high risk situations. Oh and just btw your pelvic muscles are already stretched from carrying the weight of a baby and as a result of hormones, it doesn’t matter whether you have a section or not! I hate to say this but anyone this selfish about the birth of their child had better change damn fast after they have a baby! It’s not all about you anymore honey you are responsible for a life and you are putting them at risk during their birth!?!?!good start..
to AnonymousGA BOY says:
AGREED. THIS IS ALL FACTS. PLEASE READ WHAT IS BEING SAID FROM HERE AND ABOVE.
Great post.
to GA BOYDr.Onkrak says:
Ok, sure. Let’s all play this game! I’m a mother 10 and a Ph.D Pediatrician and Brain surgeon. HERE’S FACTS>
to Dr.OnkrakChild birth is dangerous.
I don’t know what country this nurse is from but there hasn’t been any known epidemic of mom’s dying from C-sections in the U.S.
Most women who have C-sections are high risk before a C=section is considered.
More women have died from natural child birth than from C-sections.
Most C-section babies are NOT born with wet lung.
A baby’s head crowning through your’ pussy is going to stretch it out.
It is common that the doctor will cut the taint (or worse) to get that baby out of there so you are probably getting sliced in any case.
Quit projecting nurse ratchet.
Listen to your’ Doctor OP! Good luck!
Anonymous says:
hahaha brain surgeon using the word “pussy” when explaining medical things. Yea, right. If you’re going to lie, make it believable. I’m a rocket scientist too, i really like flying those rockets around.
And YES, C sections are more dangerous. I really AM a nurse.
to AnonymousDr.Onkrak says:
good god almighty you are a complete idiot if you didn’t read the blatant comedy and sarcasm in that post.
to Dr.Onkrakthat said, if somebody as dumb as you tried to care for my pregnant wife i’d have you arrested. whew you’re painfully stupid! you just set back nursing 100 years.
Jaylene says:
Perfect answer! That relaly gets to the heart of it!
to JayleneAnonymous says:
THANK YOU!!!!!! usually woman after 35 has to do a c section!!!!!! is dangerous to have naturally after a certain age! lord people is so stupid in this country!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
really a surgeon? if my surgeon ever spoke as you do or used the word “pussy” i would run fast and far! And if you read the comments it didn’t say women everywhere were dying from having c-sections or that most babies who are born by c-section have wet lung it said that the chances were much higher. The recovery can be worse and infections are more frequent. I have seen several ladies return to the hospital with dehissed or infected wounds that needed to be re-opened or cleaned out. Bet the scar after that wouldn’t be so attractive to your husband would it? C-sections should only be done when medically indicated in a situation where the benefits would outweigh the risks.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
It’s called sarcasm girly. look it up when you grow a brain.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Don’t worry i understand sarcasm, in return i have used sarcasm see how that works there? What i was trying to point out is that this person cannot be taken seriously. The language they used lets the fact that they are extremely uneducated shine through loud and clear. I would doubt they even graduated from highschool! Get it now?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
So I guess this means we can’t be friends?
to AnonymousI don’t blame you. I’d be mad too if my pussy was all stretched out.
um no.. says:
Really? Why cant a woman be concerned about her body and still be a good mom? A FAMILY consists of mommy, baby, and daddy and a woman should be concerned with keeping her husband happy as well as caring for her child.
to um no..Also: If a c-section is so horrible why is it the fall back plan incase something goes wrong during delivery? Like every other surgery it has its risks but im sure the surgeon didn’t get his certification out of a cracker jack box sweetheart.
Anonymous says:
so true!
to AnonymousGA BOY says:
Please teach this to some women…
DBs, remember this applies to your fat-ass as well!
to GA BOYDA can s**k my balls says:
Belle. My wife had two (2) C-sections. She couldn’t dilate completely the first time and her uterus wall was too thin the second time so she had another C. Both boys came out perfect and mom too. The doctor told me (a female Dr.) that women who have C-sections normally remain tighter down there than those who go natural. From experience i can say there is some truth to it. That said, the wife looks great Nik.
to DA can s**k my ballsAnonymous says:
Once a woman who is not your wife pops out a kid that isn’t yours……who the hell would want to touch that? Oh that’s right…..desperate horny men who can’t get any girls but single moms.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i agree and i am a woman, none of my exs would ever touch a woman with a kid and i asked why and they all say the same… they dont want to stick in a woman that had a baby from another greg i totally agree, is gross!
to AnonymousJen says:
Hot mamma! Nik you know u just opened up a floodgate for the haters, right? Don’t post those bitches mean comments please.
to JenDIK SOPLENTY says:
that is some beat up trailer park trash wow. I wouldnt fuk that with JV’s Dik.
to DIK SOPLENTYJVick says:
Women who have elective C-sections because they “don’t want to mess up their you know what” are misinformed idiots. Please refrain from having any more children because you make decisions based on what some guy who runs an internet gossip site says. While they’re cutting your baby out of you, make sure they tie your tubes while they’re in there.
to JVickAnonymous says:
no darling!!!!!!! I never dated a guy that want me to push a baby out of my cookie!!!! no husband deserves a nasty cookie !!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Looks good. But that would be a wide body without the implants.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Red lipstick on the morning jog? Give me a break! You whores totally arranged this photo op so somehow you can feel superior that your wife lost her baby weight in 7 weeks! You so desperately want to maintain some sort of relevance….It’s hilarious. She probably didnt eat enough when she was pregnant anyway to give your child optimal nutrition. You should be so proud of your accomplishments…..and really, who do you know at Radar Online?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
minus the pills its a pretty standard diet
to AnonymousHaha says:
4 tablespoons of food, lol
to Hahajeff says:
COKE SLUT!
to jeffJen says:
So many haters on this comment sh*t. It’s annoying, you all sound so insecure, not to mention JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
to JenAnonymous says:
F*ck you Jen. What do you you know these people personally?
to AnonymousSouthBostonProjects says:
She needs to bend over for me-I Decided
to SouthBostonProjectsAnonymous says:
SELF-POST
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Looks great but sounds dumb as a box. Snack 4-6 ice cubes? Really??
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She was giving a recipe for a shake.. Ya dummy!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
her stomach is still wide and her legs arnt as thin before.
to AnonymousCravin Morehead says:
This photo is more staged and photo-shopped then half the posts on here. Nice camel toe though.
to Cravin MoreheadAnonymous says:
Anyone who is interested in this topis, dr’s or not, simply Google “vaginal/labia stretching after childbirth and you will likely run into some forums containing pictures of women in distress who have given birth usually to two or more children and then maybe you will see why women get worried about their “down there” area after delivery, especially if you have a large baby and you tear. I have two kids and had my first naturally, and then went for the VOLUNTARY C-section for the 2nd. Glad I did. Let people make their own decisions regarding their body.
to AnonymousDr.Onkrak says:
Tell it. Some of these ladies are being a little too sanctimonious in relation to their I.Q.
to Dr.Onkrakmouse pie says:
wait the poptart that runs this dumbass website is married he looks like f*ckin froto????? lol his wife must be retarded -
to mouse piethe truth says:
she should consume some shakes that will make her better to look at, that’s one homely bitch you got there niky boy!!
to the truthfugg’in ugglah!!
Fitness Model says:
Just curious… what are her measurements? Nik, you LOVE inner thigh gap. Her thighs look like they touch still. And her stomach looks wide… how many inches around her belly button?
to Fitness Modelmatt says:
ok, serious question. does she do anal?
to mattAnonymous says:
umm it’s nik richie. of course he forces his penis inside her bum hole.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
does the girl ever get any sun? she looks like a ghost
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Her +2s are so fake looking
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i’m sure thats one hell of an ugly baby lol
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
No, the baby is actually quite adorable.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I call bullshi*. If this was anyone but Shayne he’d be calling her a fat pig and telling her to lose some weight. Looks like a tummy tuck after c section to me and new boobs too.
to AnonymousMadness says:
here here… This is such bullshit. Having a c-section by choice is beyond selfish.
to Madnessyikes says:
she looks like a cullen.
to yikespenis pickles blah to your turnips says:
yea ur babys prolly ugly like you _____ fyi I hope someone puts your daughter on dirty.com one day for bein a ho like your wife
to penis pickles blah to your turnipsIt really is sad says:
It really is sad to think this isn’t anything more then a cash grab by a grubby little Iran. Make a call get some cash stage a jog, then buy some coke, smoke some rock, rinse and repeat. Next week it will be out shopping and then out for dinner. It all smacks of desperation as this sites traffic is down 30% over last year and steadily continues to fall.
to It really is sadThis was a 2 year fad and like the Kardashians he is a living joke. Nik you are an Iranian … you are worse then a Mexican/Negro baby even Arabs and Jews are cooler then Irans.
Shane isn’t hot she’s a wreck, she’s been producers c*ck since she was 15 to help dad keep his job … No shame.
Anonymous says:
this sounds like Nik wrote it. If it’s real I feel bad for the child of this stupid bitch…having a Csection for no good reason. Vag births do NOT mess up your crotch, and have fun with that c section scar.
to AnonymousHow selfish says:
Vaginas are built to give birth. C sections are far more invasive. I had an 8 pounder and I snapped back. The secret is Kegels. Look it up and avoid hacking up your gut and having a gross scar and longer recovery time. Elective c’s should be disallowed. Grow some tits, ladies!!!
to How selfishAnonymous says:
Just threw up in my mouth…..penis does not belong where a creature has been born.
to AnonymousJ says:
I totally agree! I gave birth to my son 2 years ago, all natural and have had zero issues with my vag snapping back! I had the easiest recovery, absolutely no pain at all! I got to breast feed within minutes of him being born, it was perfect! And no nasty C-section scar! I’m pregnant with baby number two and due in March and am so excited for another natural birth!
I totally think elective C-sections should be banned here too! Not only can they be dangerous but they do put strain on our already messed up health care system.
to Jeuro_ says:
For only being 7 weeks she looks great HOWEVER this is oviously staged. I find it interesting Nik insults 99% of women on here AND if this photo was submitted he would make comments about her wide stomach area, hair extentions , & weight. I read the article on Radar, it states she is 102 bls, WHERE? I don’t see how she can weigh that little based on these photo’s! Baby is adorable but come on. Let’s be honest, she has a thick “frame” nothing to brag about.
to euro_dick says:
I know she pulled a train with two of my buddies, how do they taste nik?
to dickAngie says:
Unless it’s in cases of emergency, a c section is the pussy way out. That’s what your vadge is for, ladies! So suck it up and just take it!
to AngieAngie says:
Oh, and her legs aren’t skinny. If she took those slander pants off, I bet her thighs would touch.
to Angiedirtyboy says:
niki your wife cheated on you and the baby is mine i jamed her in my jeep cumed all in side her .
to dirtyboyAnonymous says:
eh Nick, i still think she is cute but she has short legs and a wide waist. is that attractive to you?
to Anonymoush says:
Shayne does look great but there is something off about her face. I think it’s those stupid lips. Why the hell did she put that shit in them?! It makes her look old too. And her fake hair looks like a mess as always.
And the only thing I can think of when I see these pictures is how she left her newborn home to go across the country to get paid to get drunk. I have a kid and could not imagine leaving him overnight to go across the country when he was that age.
Go get paid to party and leave the baby with a nanny. So typical, makes me sick.
to hAnonymous says:
Well i hope the “stupid” nurses are nice to you all when they are taking care of you one day in a nursing home.. oh and btw by then it won’t matter if you had a c-section or a vaginal birth.. or no kids or ten kids your tatas will be down to your knees and your nether regions will not be attractive. No one you will care how hot you were long ago, and because you were too busy worrying what everyone thought of your looks to do anything of value with your life there will be nothing good to remember you by. Your looks are going to fade sooner than you know it, (on this site i think everyone over thirty is criticized as too old)?…it is inevitable no matter how well you take care of yourself it’s gonna happen. Since all your husbands are shallow and so worried about what you look like instead of who you are; they will probably leave you for a younger woman AND you won’t even be able to get another man because no man wants someone that “had a baby from another man’s greg” right?LMAO goodness you people are pathetic and shallow.
to Anonymouseuro_ says:
I agree h says: its not right to leave in infant like that. You would THINK she has better things to do than worry about her party life.
to euro_Msl says:
I don’t think your wife is very attractive… at all… I like your site and all but I don’t like the fact that you put down 99% of the women posted when asked “would you”? You always find something negative to say about those women, often things that I think are completely uncalled for and just pulled out of your ass so you have something negative to say to prove some kind of point… Do you tell your wife that she is not perfect because she has plastic lips, needs (another) nose job, has chubby arms, has ugly +2′s, takes pictures from a certain angle to hide her hideousness, looks like she has put out a lot, etc etc?? I doubt it… Would you tell your daughter that when she grows up? I often think you have valid points when you make arguments to defend your website and what you do, but I think that you have a very hypocritical and unreasonable was of leading your own life in relation to what you stand for… Unless you had a wife who was a +10, but to me, she is a 4. Now let’s see if you allow this comment to be posted…
to Msleuro_ says:
WELL SAID, not only that but she cares more about her looks then her infant. Who takes diet pills over breast feeding lol THOUGH she will say she pumps her milk aka to make her feel OK about not doing it. Not sure WHY NIK insults women in the first place, like you say he is deff NOT a ten. It’s clear she has had a mini tuck aka the classic tummy tuck luv handles. You can see atleast 4 ” of skin you would “pinch” on both sides. Now YES we are all not denying she looks great post baby (7 weeks) but no way in HELL is she 102 pounds or FIRM. Like someone else said if this were anyone else the horrible comments would be shooting out your mouth. Her obsession with red lipstick is a little weird so is her “diet” she should not be give out advice , she is NOT a professional. Funny how she says NO SUGAR , does she not realize HOW MUCH SUGAR IS IN FRUIT? Nuts are also NOT good , especially DAILY, does not matter if they are “organic” lol.
to euro_If you check out her modeling pictures she had a VERY tiny frame. Her frame NOW is VERY WIDE. She may go down another dress size but it’s NOT likey to go down anymore than one. She is “built” to have kids , wonder how NIK feels about that one. By 40 she will look so old & worn out, no doubt will have three children to add to the group by then. You would THINK with her cash (and NIKS) lol she could afford PROPER extentions or simply GROW YOUR HAIR. I won’t even comment about the implants, they just make her look even MORE wide/thick. Get a breast lift ladies, implants not NOT neccessary! THIS is what happens, GAP or NO GAP. It does NOT look right. I also see “armpit” skin, if NIK is going to insult every woman and be horrible to them why not start with his own wife? Such a staged set of photo’s if this were ME i would deff NOT want these posted. Its deff NOTHING to brag about.
Unless Fake, wide is your “thing”
Anonymous says:
People can seriously get back to reality and realize that no one is againt a necessary c section. But when a woman is wanting one simply for a selfish conceited reason such as not messing up your stuff you should think about what kind of person you are. Vanity should not be your first priority and its disturbing to see more and more women who for some reason just HAVE to have kids but cant be strong enough or woman enough to actually do it. You sound like a little girl, not a woman. Society today is absolutely disgusting. You dont want to mess up your stuff? Then you dont deserve a child. And any doctor that would do an elective c section i would think twice about seeing because it should always be a plan b(unless medically necessary) You sound like you want a baby more as an accessory rather than having a family because you wouldnt even be considering that. Im 2 months pregnant and going to try to do vaginal birth. And as far as im concerned guys who have a problem with that are NOT real men, and not someone I would even associate with as theyre obviously immature and uneducated. Why dont you try being a real woman? Try being strong and not some girl who wants the baby but doesnt want to work for it. I hope you can grow up a bit before you give birth i mean “give c section” to your poor child
to Anonymousadrian says:
what are you people talking about, this women looks fat and ugly
to adrianSuch BS says:
Did you know that for a c-section, they have to remove your uterus, wash it out and put it back inside you??? Who in the hell would have that done if they didn’t need to for medical reasons!? I don’t care how much I love my husband, I would never have my body violated to keep a man. Just get vaginal rejuvenation afterwards if it’s that bad jeez.
to Such BScas says:
nik, you rag on so many beautiful girls and call them down with your childish nonsense… look at your wife? shes a mutt, and check out that camel toe? hmmm
to casazgirlgoneeast says:
as much as you may dislike nik, which i do sometimes, not gonna lie….it is plain idiotic to try and say his wife is a mutt. she is an attractive lady and has a great body, especially for just having a baby. i’m guessing that you are a girl who likes to point out other girl’s flaws to feed a gnawing insecurity inside of you….just going out on a limb
to azgirlgoneeastazgirlgoneeast says:
i dig that shes pale, doesn’t try to keep up with that fake bake look that so many chicks do now a days, especially on the west coast. i embraced my pale skin about two years ago and i love it. plus i won’t look like a ragged piece of leather when i’m older, that will be nice…
to azgirlgoneeastAnonymous says:
where’s the skinny girl?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She doesn’t look drop-dead amazing or anything. She was in shape before the baby so of course the little weight she put on, came right off. Common sense, tards.
to Anonymouseuro_ says:
huh? she is WIDE . She now has tummy tuck “luv handles” those won’t go away. No clue what you are talking about lol. Did you not see her pre baby modeling pics? POINT is NIK cuts up women everyday, YET look at his wife.
to euro_Anonymous says:
she’s a whore pig …go fuk yourself you middle eastern piece of shit monkey
to AnonymousLostAngel~SaintOne says:
I’ma tell u what my wife did… breast feeding while walking EVERYWHERE! like 4 hours day… it took her not even 2 months to get from 165 to 105…
to LostAngel~SaintOneLOL says:
i’ve seen nik talk trash about way skinnier chicks. lol
to LOL