Photoshop Is For Liars


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t people know by now that photoshop is for liars. Far left, compare arm thickness to leg thickness? Not so truthful.  I just don’t understand why girls need to lie to themselves.  We all gain the freshman 30, nothing that a little adderall addiction can’t fix sophmore year.

She is a blackman’s dream girl. Someone get her a one-way ticket to Compton.- nik


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  1. January 11, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Hhaha! I don’t think they get down like that in Compton. Maybe in the country, like Louisiana or something.

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  2. January 11, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    Nicole says:

    whoever posted this is dumb. she is absolutely gorgeous and to top of her beauty she has the best personality. She is a great girl, so much fun to be around and such an asset to ASU since she is overly involved on campus. clearly you need to do better things with your life.

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  3. January 12, 2012 at 6:08 am

    Anonymous says:

    I’e decided you don’t know any real black people Nik.

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  4. January 12, 2012 at 8:12 am

    Anonymous says:

    I’m a photoshop expert and I honestly can’t see any signs of ps in that picture, she looks like a currier girl in all the photos, which is consistent and most likely means she hasn’t photshopped anything.
    Most chicks who photoshop themselves do it drastically, they’ll change their body size by like 4 sizes, that’s quite obvious, but in really think this person is just nitpicking and conspiring due to some unknown issue under the surface. No one would look at those photos and go OMG PHOTOSHOP! straight away, it’s like someone was deliberately looking/hoping for photoshop so they can call them out because of..jealousy maybe? Who knows,
    But I’m surprised nik posted this cause there’s nothing juicy at all in this post, just average girls with normal unshopped photos with some jealous stalker submitting them to the dirty.
    you should of at least made up some crazy stuff about them, like their heroin addicts or something!
    Yawn

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    • January 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

      Anonymous says:

      I agree! It may looked photoshopped to people who never use it but I’m pretty sure her arm is different sizes because of the angle. Of course when you lift your arm like that, it’s going to look a tad smaller as opposed to having it at your side. I think the person who posted this is just nitpicking!

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  5. January 12, 2012 at 8:26 am

    Anonymous says:

    Wow really? I know this girl, she is so sweet. Yes, she gained a little weight but there’s fatter chicks at ASU, pick on them not her.

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  6. January 12, 2012 at 8:55 am

    GA BOY says:

    Just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it…

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  7. January 12, 2012 at 9:28 am

    Anonymous says:

    Someone was mad that she got more black guys than her….I know this girl and she’s a sweetheart ..not to mention smart af because we all know shes in Barrett and is on the dean’s list meaning she has better things to do than to sit around photoshopping..she has to much dignity to get down like that. Whoever posted this hasss no life..

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  8. January 12, 2012 at 9:50 am

    Anonymous says:

    She’s sexy. I like em real thick and juicy

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  9. January 12, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Chris says:

    MY FRIEND JOE ALEXANDER IS THE TOP PICTURE! YAY, HE’S FAMOU$$$ NOW :D

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  10. January 12, 2012 at 11:01 am

    k-von says:

    i’ve seen her ass in person and this is for sure not photoshopped.

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  11. January 12, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I know Chels and this is def not photo-shopped!!

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  12. January 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    mike says:

    obviously whoever posted this probaly hasnt seen or met her in person she has the biggest ass ive ever seen especially ona white chik.

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  13. January 12, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    Anonymous says:

    um i don’t see it? Yea she has a few extra lbs but she’s not really fat. And I don’t see a difference in the pics, the second one her arm is up ie stretched out so it’s gonna look thinner, and the legs look the same to me as in the 1st pic. And the ass is at 2 different angles so you can’t compare. Leave her alone, you’re probably just jealous.

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  14. January 12, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    lol says:

    shes fat…end of story

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  15. January 13, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Chris says:

    Clearly written by a spade. Terrible grammar.

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  16. January 13, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Please negro! says:

    blacks are a curse on America or whatever country they live in. they are children in adult bodies.
    They destroy all they touch, but here is what someone else said about negroes and I think most people will agree with him?

    Perhaps Matt Quain can ask the Obama justice dept to open a federal civil rights investigation. I’m sure holder does not want HIS PEOPLE to get away with beating random white men in St. Louis. Even though he deserved it because of slavery and institutional racism and how whites prevent the brilliant creative and industrious black man from succeeding by racism. We all know that they would have discovered and invented everything from Newton’s laws to Maxwell’s equations to the periodic table were it not for the EVIL WHITE MAN holding them back. Even today they still cant contribute because we just keep holding back their inventive genius by our old boy network, right?

    P.S.
    Why do so many colored guys have such oddly shaped heads and how can they hear out of those tiny tiny monkey ears?

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    • May 16, 2012 at 1:12 am

      Anonymous says:

      You must have had a bad day. Without blacks you would not have open heart surgery and many other items that exist today. I am on Dean’s List, get over yourself.

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  17. January 13, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    Anonymous says:

    This is unethical! I am surprised there hasn’t been any action taken against this website in order to have it banned from the United States. I am sure there are some college students or other people who own a business because it will be considered slander.

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  18. January 14, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Anonymous says:

    what the f*ck, Chelsea is such a sweetheart and how can you say this is photoshopped. f*ckkin jealous ass girls ugh

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  19. January 19, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t look photoshopped, looks like a different angle and maybe a little bit of weight gain.

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  20. January 30, 2012 at 12:36 am

    Anonymous says:

    Lucky for her you can’t see the cuts on her wrists from that far away, psycho hose beast

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  21. January 30, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    This girl is the shit, So to the idiot that wrote this , stop stalking Chelsea’s facebook. because you’re just jealllll

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