THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik, Esjay finally took your advice and got a nose job, she has been going on and on about it on twitter posting pictures because she didn’t get black eyes from it. I know we can’t see results yet, but do you think she will look better? What should this sloot get done next? Get her crooked eye fixed!
The nose job should even out her eyes if my calculations are correct.- nik
Anonymous says:
haters gonna hate, you people are so f*cking stupid and have nothing better to do with your life then complain about how others have better lives then you lol sad people are sad,
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
lmfao you listened to a terrorist and went and got a nose job! thats hilarious stupid bitch a fixed nose and fake tits dont make you pretty makes you pathetic!
to AnonymousLol. says:
Really were supposed to envy this broad? One that is constantly looking for attention, never satisfied with the way she looks naturally so she has to get plastic surgery? If I was to envy a girl on looks it would be someone who naturally has it, anyone can get a nose job and a boob job you just gotta have the cash or the loans. Lol she was begging for this nose job on a donation website, this girl is obviously very narcissistic if she feels she needs to invest that much into her body and not into her mind.
to Lol.Nia says:
well said.. why would anyone envy samantha shes so inecure with herself she needs Nik Richies approval lmaooo
to Nia$$$ says:
WHO CARES GOOD FOR HER. TERRIBLE THOUGH THAT SHE HAD TO GET ONE BECAUSE OF TRASHY PEOPLE TALKIN BOUT HER LOOKS. YOURE POSTER DOUCHE ARE A WEIRDO FOR FOLOWING EVERYTHING SHE DOES. “OMG I HAAAAVE TO COPY THIS AND PUT THIS ON THE DIRTY HAHAHA IM SOOO COOL, I FEEL LIKE A BIG SH*T SITTIN HERE IN MY COMP CHAIR LAUGHIN AND TALKIN TO MYSELF HAHA. OMG I WONDER WHAT SHE’LL DO NEXT OH THIS IS SO FUNNY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAAAH”. SHUTUP YOU F*CKIN WANK GO GET A LIFE!!!
to $$$brooklon says:
you’re a fan too?
to brooklonAnonymau5 says:
Amen to that! This post cries *ATTENTION* She’s not dirty material at all, she’s just trying to be famous VIA TheDirty. Esjay reeeeally needs to go on Dr. Phil. She has psycho attention problems.
to Anonymau5Anonymous says:
She’s not DIRTY material??? haha if she’s not than who the hell is…there’s a cell phone vid of her getting screwed by a guy who’s taping her..and his friend is sitting right there
to Anonymouspriceless says:
wtfff… are you serious?! ew
to pricelessAnonymous says:
LMFAO thats sooo old everyone knows thats shit she may be on the dirty but shes not stupid =p
to AnonymousVoody says:
Your hair looks like sh*t!!! Go dark again
to VoodyFREEZE says:
You know what she should do next? She should reach in her bag of scarred perceptions and find some self-confidence. She’s not going anywhere asking internet people what she should do next..
to FREEZEAnonymous says:
THIS.
Pretty pathetic that she listened to this guy and got a nose job. She was a pretty attractive girl before hand.
kinda hope it looks worse.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
AGREE WITH BOTH.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I feel sad for her.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Eventually she’ll figure out that the nose job didn’t bring her happiness or self esteem either. Poor depressed, low esteemed, no education, little girl.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
what a shame… nik ritchie ruins another life
to AnonymousKim says:
she was very pretty before – why get surgery? i am baffled. if i had her looks i wouldnt touch a thing.
to KimAny Mouse says:
Is she the one on the left in the bottom pic?
to Any MouseKernalFart says:
I think so yes
to KernalFartAnonymau5 says:
No, the one on the left is more cute.
to Anonymau5Fred Farkel 2 says:
I think Nik gets kickbacks from some of these doctors. Well played, Sir.
to Fred Farkel 2Fred Farkel says:
This will not make her happy.
The ORIGINAL Fred has spoken.
to Fred FarkelAnonymous says:
Please, don’t tell me she got the dog a nose job, too. I hope she just dressed it up like that for jokes.
to AnonymousAussieOi says:
You are actually f*cking retarded
to AussieOiAnonymous says:
Um, it’s a joke, you dumbass. Duh. OBVIOUSLY she didn’t get her dog a nose job. I’m not stupid. However, I was implying that I wouldn’t put it past her, & tbh I think it’s disgusting that she would even suggest plastic surgery on an animal, even as a joke.
to AnonymousBB says:
LOL Chill out, Anon.
to BBAnonymau5 says:
Who cares about PICASSO? She is and forever will be less than a 20k millionaire! She’s a bottle rat! Real models rarely drink at all winner!
to Anonymau5Anonymous says:
shes looks ugly blonde.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
My sister had this procedure done. She now snores like a wilderbeast
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Picasso is BORINGGGG now. The 1st couple posts were fine.. All losers eventually get posted on here. But someone or herself obviously has some sort of creepy obsession. The posts dont even say anything of revelence.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She needs to bang a bunch of guys and let them film it again … and then cause disgust by claiming it was “rape” of course. Her hick boyfriend must feel sooo lucky
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
it’s for sure just herself.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Wow self post … i like how you cut out the picture of your boyfriends sisters retarded baby. didn’t she *uck her cousin or something? just another loser teen mom if you ask me!
to Anonymousbahahaha says:
Esjay didn’t post this, but it’s pathetic Nik told her she needed one bad, so she goes and gets it, she will realize she will still be a disgusting sloot with no self confidence and will be looking for the next thing to change about herself.
to bahahahaWTF says:
you people are sick so is this chic doing what a stranger and bunch of f n horny butt holes are telling her to do..
to WTFI agree get some confidence your time is limted.. looks don’t last .. and neither does plastic!
Anonymous says:
instead of spending all your mom’s money n your money on a nose job, why don’t you do something with your life and put your money towards college like any other normal person would do. oh wait, you don’t even have your high school diploma, DUMBASS. no education and still living with mommy with no job and getting eveything handed to you, now that’s a true loser.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Agree! How does she afford this stuff? She doesnt work! LOSER
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
ya nooo one cares about her, or ever did..its just INSANELY pathetic of her to conform to what anonymous ppl say……………. :S yikes, so sad..i never thought anything of her..now i just think shes pathetic
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
That doesn’t look like her at all, lol
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
This is so sad. This is how insecure Esjay is, that she has to do everything NiK Ritchie tells her to do.
to AnonymousBobbie Driskell says:
she also does everything i tell her to do
to Bobbie DriskellAnonymau5 says:
She’s a bottle rat. I wouldnt listen to nik at all. He doesn’t care about Esjay either. It’s just business. That Pepsi Sloot should go back to school before it is too late.
to Anonymau5('-') says:
WHO KNOWS MAYBE SHE JUS FAKED IT PUT A BANDAID ON HER NOSE AND SOME GAUZE CAUSE SHE KNOWS HER GAY LIL STALKER IS UP HER ACE!
to ('-')Anonymous says:
Obvious self post
to AnonymousAzalea says:
that doesnt even look like her lol
to Azaleabut honestly, who cares? Her life must be so sad and pathetic that she feels the need to get cosmetic work done to herself because of what Nik, a guy on the internet who has a shitty site, said. He’s married to some ugly skank and now has a baby with a dumb name…why does she feel the need to impress him?
Anonymous says:
nik…please recommend that she deodorizes her snatch.
to Anonymousi’m not even kidding, i’ve been there and it smells like death.
Anonymous says:
thats sad that she was so ugly she had to get plastic surgery so young (boobs and nose… and mass diets), maybe all this work will make her look better but she will forever be the girl that people think “what does she look like naturally?.. probably pretty ugly since she needed the work so young”
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
picasso is soooo ugly who cares
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
This girl is a prime example of how women should NOT be. She is not labelled as a woman, but a lost little girl, letting some guy she doesn’t even know tell her what is “beautiful”. Whatever happened to loving yourself for who you are, how you were born and taking care of yourself? Nik can tell her that she’ll look better with a shaved head, and I can guarantee she’ll run for the scissors.
to Anonymousbrooklon says:
take that off your dog’s nose-that is horrible. horrible!
to brooklonrichie rich says:
poor girl:(
to richie richMeh says:
I feel like I enter the matrix whenever I see Esjay without makeup. One the outside it’s perfect a beautiful, but once you’ve gone in it’s like WOW REALITY CHECK, this bitch is ugly.
to MehAnonymous says:
2 for 1 deal at the vet?
to AnonymousSara says:
Oh. My god. Look at the tip of her nose, it points down now, her nose was a perfect shape before it only pointed to the side, this looks like she re-shaped it
, I have a feeling it’s going to look worse. The funniest part is she told ppl that she “needed” it because of a deviated septum, which clearly shows she only has high school education BECAUSE if your nose is ACTUALLY deviated, Manitoba medical pays for it for free to be fixed& we all know from her previous attempts on getting money from strangers cause her surgeon was giving her a ” sick” discount, that she got it done purely on insecurities. Watch her try and defend this hahaah. Sad, sad girl.
to SaraSara says:
Oh. My god. Look at the tip of her nose, it points down now, her nose was a perfect shape before it only pointed to the side, this looks like she re-shaped it
, I have a feeling it’s going to look worse. The funniest part is she told ppl that she “needed” it because of a deviated septum, which clearly shows she only has high school education BECAUSE if your nose is ACTUALLY deviated, Manitoba medical pays for it for free to be fixed& we all know from her previous attempts on getting money from strangers cause her surgeon was giving her a ” sick” discount, that she got it done purely on insecurities. Watch her try and defend this hahaah. Sad, sad girl. Get some confidence!
to SaraKernalFart says:
Is that even her? Or some other stink flake..
to KernalFartAnonymous says:
She looks like she would be a good bang…i would go bareback on her for sure even in the shitter
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She looks so normal and average when she has medium brown hair and no makeup on and you can’t see her body. Hmm.
to AnonymousAmanda says:
Ugliest bitch I have ever seen. This ditch pug should off herself already.
to AmandaAnonymous says:
Pugs are cute!
to AnonymousTroy Jackson says:
Your BEAUTIFUL Esjay…just do your thing and f@@k everyone else!
to Troy JacksonAnonymau5 says:
You are beautiful Troy.
to Anonymau5LMFAO says:
Its pretty pathetic that someone has to get plastic surgery to make people like them, and to post to everyone letting them know you got a nose job? Who are you trying to impress? No one cares how much of a fake bitch you are. You should accept the way you looked in the first place instead of proving to everyone your a poser and will do anything to fit in
to LMFAOAnonymous says:
That doesn’t even look like picasso. She was prettier brunette, and her face is f’cking mangled now.
P.S. WTF ARE YOU DOING TO THAT DOG? just because you’re a b*tch willing to mutilate yourself does not mean you should mutilate the poor animal. Tape rips out furr, and you taped it to the dogs nose, most sensitive part of the animal. Selfish b*tch.
to Anonymousurall onkrak says:
I’ve always liked this girl. Quite attractive. She didn’t need a nose job. You all are either jealous chicks or dudes that know you wouldn’t have a chance with her. Me? Based on pictures of her boyfriends she would be all over me. But of course I got snatched up a long time ago.
to urall onkrakPoint says:
If people were jealous of her she would have a lot more of them defending her, but instead people will hate because they have a reason to. Girls got a bad rep.
to PointAnonymous says:
I don’t know about that? for all we know a small posse of jealous fat chicks could be posting all the hate. Isn’t like it’s difficult to write what you morons have written in about 10 minutes. FACE IT! Plenty of dudes with plenty going on would pack her groceries.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Lol Point has a point. People were cheering her on for a little bit because she seemed to change when she posted that thing about defending the dirty. I got disgusted when I saw her wanting donations for her nose surgery, then actually going out and doing it. Not to mention the dirty video she’s got. Face it anon normal girls don’t do this, this girl ruined her rep and people will hold these things to her unless she’s actually doing something good for society other.
to AnonymousAnonymau5 says:
Why would anybody be jealous of this less than 20k milli bottle rat? Why would anybody want a chance with an attention Sloot? We are all on krak? Ok cracker jack
to Anonymau5urall onkrak says:
to urall onkrakbahahaha says:
Esjay didn’t post this, I did . I can’t believe she actually got a nose job because Nik said she needed one, She didn’t need anything she has done to her body, she obviously has no self esteem and is so desperate for attention. Since she listens to Nik so much, maybe he can convince her to get counseling, get an education and a damn job!?
to bahahahaDoesn't make sense says:
Why get all sh*tty because Picasso is being posted again? That is what this website is for, there are plenty of sloots on here that get posted almost every day and you never see any b*tching, if you don’t like her, don’t read what is being said about her, that’s what I do.
to Doesn't make senseGreg Biggs says:
She’s ugly as a brunette, ugly as a blonde, ugly, ugly, ugly. All the plastic in the world won’t help this jizz squirt. You suck, Picasso.
to Greg Biggs1up says:
wouldn’t it be funny if she didn’t actually get a nose job but just put a band aid on her face and said she did to see what kind of rise she could get out of everyone?
just sayin’
to 1upAnonymous says:
Hate the blonde-ish hair.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
there is a simple reason why she used to look better in pictures. FOTOSHOP!! it was the computer editing tools you found so “attractive”. money hungry fame whore with a computer.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
who gives a fu c k? lol what is she gonna do when she hits 30? infatuation with trying to be perfect in some one else’s eyes, self conscious of what other people think of you. your truly fukkked in the head.
to AnonymousKayla says:
Looks much better as a brunette in my opinion.
to KaylaI love how so many people keep complaining that we are still talking about her and giving her attention, if you don’t care and find her a waste of your time, why comment?
Your life must be really boring if you feel the need to spend your days on thedirty.com reading all about Esjay and what she does. Clearly you care or you wouldn’t be here.