THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just for sh*ts and giggles I thought it would be fun for you to give us a breakdown of your ideal body type based on height/weight proportion. Everyone is always posting on here asking would you? How much weight should I lose? Do you think I need work done? etc., so why not just tell the people what you think an ideal body weight (according to height) and measurements would be? Use your wifes’ for an example if you’d like! Or a “dream” body ideal.
Height: 5’7
Weight: 99
Measurements: 32-23-32
Since all the females that post in are different heights, maybe give us a few different heights with the weight YOU feel they should be, and what their measurements SHOULD be according to your standards. And for the ladies, after you read all of his criteria, don’t post your porky pics until you have met his standards, unless you want your ass handed to you on a silver platter as per usual. Xo!
My numbers are entered in BOLD.- nik
Anonymous says:
someone like boobless ladies!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I’m curious as to what everyone’s ideal height, weight and measurements for a man is?
to Anonymousyuh. says:
Im 6’8 310 kinda abnormal dontcha think lol but i look 260
to yuh.Anonymous says:
lololol 32-23-32????
to Anonymousin order to be the DD’s you want, the girl would have to have about a 28 inch or smaller band around her chest. (the measurement to determine band size.) nik, that is a child. you are saying you want an alien-like child.
kat says:
my ideal is my own weight… 5’6, 108. but now im preggos….goodbye for now body
to katAnonymous says:
they don’t make size 23 jeans. your “perfect measurements” would be shopping in the Juniors’ section at J.C. Penny.
to Anonymousthe awesomest person alive says:
PEOPLE ARE SO F*CKING DUMB. HOLY F*CK
to the awesomest person aliveAnonymous says:
lol those are my exact measurments except I’m 5’0 instead of 5’7 and I hate my body, I wish everyday to be more curvy.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I’m 5’7 and 104 pounds but I find myself to be to skinny .. Nik the girls you want are on the verge of anorexia .. I’d love to be around 130 pounds to be completey honest but I can’t seem to gain weight.
to AnonymousLO says:
This makes me sad. as a woman who has struggled with anorexia since i was 11 years old, this is another example of why women feel like sh*t about themselves. My mom is 5’2, 98lbs, with FAKE double D’s. I am 5’6 and 120 lbs with my NATURAL B’s and I feel fat every day listening to my mom complain about how fat she is. Makes me sick.
to LOAnonymous says:
This is so unrealistic unless you have a problem seeing yourself as more than just skin and bones
to AnonymousMy stats:
height: 5’6″
weight: 109
Breast: 36B
Waist: 24″
Hips: 27″
Even this, my husband tells me to eat more.
CLG says:
Agreed. I’m all of the above, except I’m 5’5. My hubby tells me to gain weight all the time. Ppl even like to tell me I’m too skinny. I think I look great, but not at 99. I would look like a 12 yr old with no ass.
to CLGThe Truth says:
Tone and Skinny or atheletic is where its at, no one with standards and morals (really) wants to be with a girl who doesnt respect herself enough to go to the gym and work that weight off, no excuses, if that victoria secret model can have a baby and lose the weight and look damn good for a show whats your next excuse? Take care of your self and respect yourself, if you dont, dont be mad when people dont take care of you or respect you, just sayin
to The Truthtired of this post says:
I’m 5’8 and 125 pounds. With fake dds. I do not go to the gym but I have abs. You will never see me touch fast food or a doughnut though, when I went on my raw food diet I went down to 112. I’d like to get there again, even though I’m thin now size 2 is big on me. I wear size 25 pants in extra long. These comments about women who don’t go to the gym are fat slobs is some bullshit. I’m smaller than all my friends who work out. It’s about diet people. Run all you want but if you eat pasta after it is pointless.
to tired of this postAnonymous says:
Im 5’1″ and 69 pounds. My boobs are triple E.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
LIES!!!
to AnonymousCLG says:
You wish.
to CLGthe awesomest person alive says:
MY ASS
to the awesomest person aliveSlick Dick Willy says:
Show me some pictures!
to Slick Dick WillyAnonymous says:
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not but 5’7 and 99 lbs is NOT healthy. If you calculate your B.M.I it says that you are dangerously underweight. Now let’s take into account that B.M.I isn’t really that accurate because it does not take into account bone structure or muscle mass. It’s based solely on fat. Little lesson here muscle weighs more than fat. If this isn’t a joke this is SICK. It’s just breeding more sickness. Anorexia and bulimia didn’t exist 100 years ago. It’s our media that helps breed this sickness. We are killing our own kind with “ideal” body types. Eat healthy and exercise regularly. Don’t set goals for an ideal weight or how much weight you want to loose. It’s about living a healthy and active lifestyle and for the record you feel great when you do. Despite what Nik tells you there is no magic diet pill. It truly means that you are lazy. If you are taking something that is making you magically shed lbs. you have to question what else is it doing to my body? Does anyone think for them selves anymore these days? Or are we just zombies who have fallen victim to the images and ideals media doles out.
to AnonymousShynie !! says:
I think all this is BS your weight doesn’t make you fat muscle weighs ALOT more then fat you seen professional athlete’s & Olympian’s who stand 5’5 weighing 175 lbs w/ less the 5% body fat they have the perfect body’s. So instead of being worried about weight worry about your body fat. & any body size & shape is possible im 5’2 about 135 34 DDD breast curvey but skinny & small at the same time. Everyone is built different you should be the best you you can be & stop worrying about what other people think.
to Shynie !!Flat Asian ass? says:
I’m sorry 32 inch hips!?! That is one flat ass and 0 shape. I’m 5’7 and maybe that would look proportionate on a midget. 23 inch waist is hot but long as u have the hip measurement to go with it. I believe that 36-24-36 has been in many a lyric? Im surprised Nik doesnt find noodles attractive with these Chinese measurements!
to Flat Asian ass?Anonymous says:
5’7, 108, 32D 24 35
to Anonymoustina b says:
lo y’all just hate. those are my EXACT measurements..i look hot and skinny
to tina bjessica graza says:
IM PRETTY SURE YOUR WIFE INST ALL THOSE OPPOSITIONS
to jessica graza.
ebc says:
im 27 and a model with a big agency in LA. 5’9″ 34-25-32. these sizes work for me and my look.
to ebcebc says:
and im 125 pounds but my goal weight is 120
to ebcAnonymous says:
So anyone under 5’7 needs to be the weight of a child? Or is just not acceptable? Nik, I cannot say I am shocked, but a touch disappointed in your lack of realistic thought into this. The OP asked for varying heights/weights, I get being tight on weight but being vertically challenged is not something that one can change. Just because someone is not 5’7 on the nose doesn’t mean their proportions, body shape or other physical assets can’t make their body amazing for that particular height. Clearly, I don’t meet your standards, not at 5’7 anyway !
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
5’8, 106, 33-23-33 . Being skinny kinda sucks though, its really hard to find pants that fit and aren’t like a kids large
to AnonymousAl says:
THE IDEAL BODY IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE CURVY ON A WOMAN! I DONT WANT A FEMALE WITH THE BODY OF A 9 YR OLD BOY! FLAT LIKE A SURFBOARD!
to AlMEN WANT MEAT,DOGS LIKE BONES. Most women in the world are below 5’7″! models arent known for beauty! they look like 7 foot tall teenage boys.Look up marilyn monroe,vida guerra,kim kardashain,shakira,jessica simpson,mulher melao,mayra veronica,coco austin,Sarah lime,Monica santiago,Arab,latina,italian,armenian,etc women! all these women are not tall I listed either!! actually, shorter women have more estrogen which explains curves! ppl need to stop with these ugly crackhead 7 foot tall models. There was studies doen that men get a “high” from seeing curvy bodies! the female body has been destroyed/distorted by the gays runnign the fashion industries! real women have curves! men prefer a kim kardashian figure over a 7 foot lanky deformed looking model!
Lauren says:
height 5’9- weight 115- 33-23-33
to LaurenAnonymous says:
Nik has got it right. If you’re a chick that’s less than 6 feet, there’s no excuse to weigh more than 100 pounds.
to AnonymousKash says:
seriously.. nik is gross/ look in the miror buddy.. and he expects a 5’7″ to be under 100 lbs.. thats gross too. get off the glue
to KashAnonymous says:
I love all these insecure girls posting their measurements. No one cares. Weight is irrelevant really all body types are different . That being said nik is a genius he always knows how to generate traffic from morons who think anything he says is true
to Anonymous