THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we really need to track down Elvira’s surgeon. The guy who did this is a modern day hero and every woman should only go to him. He has turned her from BEAT to the hottest woman to ever bless this site.
Why hasn’t he fixed her breasts?- nik
Jason says:
completely disagree… how is her nose more than half as long as her face? Bet she flat out sucks in bed.
to JasonAnonymous says:
She always was ugly people have horrible taste now days
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I wouldnt go to that surgen he didnt help her out much she looks to torn up
to AnonymousSorry
No
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Anonymous says:
jealousy~~~~~ long nose = sucks in bed? ok!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Even if her nose wasnt long shed be ugly
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
jealous of a horse? no long nose = ugly
to AnonymousEd says:
I completely disagree too. This is a great example of too much surgery too young.. She was gorgeous put is starting to like a anime figure of herself now.. And she wouldn’t be 30 yet. Ruined.
to EdFoghorn Longhorn says:
This chick always looks like she’s half asleep when her picture is taken!
to Foghorn LonghornAnonymous says:
She absolutely has that expressionless alien like Joan Rivers face. I don’t know why these women do this. They end looking old and creepy, She must share a surgeon with Jenna B they both ended up with man face.
to AnonymousRob says:
This chick looks like absolute garbage. Her face is a disaster.
to RobNobody. says:
Love this.
“Queen of plastic”
“hottest woman to bless this site”
Yep, makes sense.
to Nobody.anonymous says:
Yeah, gotta disagree with the poster here. Her face is so worked on, it’s cartoonish. Having a prolapsed anus for lips and a ski-slope nose and a MAC forcefield is NOT beautiful.
to anonymousNOT!! says:
LOL!! She/he is beat… As F*ck!! No plastic parts can help that alien now!! She/he is done… sad to say.
to NOT!!wtf says:
Her face is so… forced. She looks dead in the eyes! One step away from Pete Burns imo.
to wtfAnonymous says:
Not pretty anymore. Tries too hard, horrible breasts, full of herself, and skinny old lady body.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Still butt hurt that she dumped you huh Nik?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She’s pretty, I’ll give her that. But give any chick some cash (or credit cards) and she can look like that.
to AnonymousLet’s find a girl who was BORN looking like a 10, not filled with plastic to emulate a 10.
Anonymous says:
They always fail miserably anyway. Plastic face is plastic face.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
cover her hair with your hands in the picture and she looks like a man with make-up on
to AnonymousD-Rod says:
Driver side nostril is a little low.. might be the pic.?. Anywayz hats off to Nik for stabbin those guts!!!
to D-RodGhettoSteve says:
Those are old photos. And it’s funny how you say ”turn beat woman hot” in your post because she’s VERY beat looking now a days.
Yes I think she’s attractive, but it’s gone downhill quite a bit since these photos were taken.
to GhettoSteveYoursTruly says:
She’s pretty. True. She’s extremely fake looking. True. Some women are happy how God made them. True. Don’t hate.
to YoursTrulyhaha says:
eyesbrows
to hahaAnonymous says:
is this poster INSANE? THIS IS THE WORST SHES EVER LOOKED. she has gotten so ugly its really sad. Go look at all her old pictures…WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED? she looks like a straight up dude now.
to Anonymousellen says:
its funny how in her photoshopped pictures, everyone is like, oh shes so gorgeous! yeah, she is SO gorgeous, darling
to ellenTaylor Noel says:
No… No… Nooooo… She is hideous. Her nose is pissing me.off
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