She Had A Marriage Shorter Than Kim Kardashian

January 22, 2012 Chicago, The Dirty 51 7,312 Views

She will tell you shes pregnant with your child to keep you around :)

She will tell you shes pregnant with your child to keep you around :)

She will tell you shes pregnant with your child to keep you around :)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jesni White. (The Brunette) She’s known for pretending to be pregnant after screwing any random screw that she finds, usually hobbling around with any of her friends seconds. She has diarrhea of the mouth, it wont stop going.. or sucking off Winston the Bagel Guy, or any greg that is in or around her mouth. I believe, from Observing, shes got about a 3ft radius before attacking a greg, claiming its sperm, and then doing whatever it takes to keep that storyline going.. especially getting down and dirty with fellow sloots! She even married a man silly enough to believe she was carrying their spawn, during which time she continued to be a bad girl  and tell ANOTHER man she was pregnant.. that marriage lasted 2weeks, which was shorter than the Kardash Wedding! At this point shes probably scooting around convincing pubescent boys that women can hold multiple children from different fathers, stop the madness!

Sounds like she uses this pregnant card to cover for her weight gain.- nik