THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy happens to be the best thing to happen to all the women of Anchorage. I used to work with this guy at a local bar and it would amaze you to find out how much his shit don’t stink. He is very rarely employed, hits on everything that moves, and owes half the people in town money. He tried hitting on me for some time now with no success but it certainly didn’t stop him from trying. Sleezeball in the dictionary should have a picture of him next to it. It is amazing how someone with absolutely nothing going for him can be so high on himself. This is a warning to all the women of Anchorage to stay away from this douche.
You don’t look so tough when you tweeze your eyebrows.- nik