THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, while most of us are just now beginning to enjoy the snow in Ohio, I know a few others who started the celebration early. Pike brothers, Matt, Austin, John, and Anthony were enjoying it way back in October and it almost cost them their brotherhood. Apparently drug use is something Pike doesn’t take lightly and their fellow brothers decided that expulsion was the way to go. Unfortunately for them, they weren’t able to get rid of them. But don’t let out that sigh of relief yet, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before your “friends” and IFC find some way to get rid of you for good. Didn’t know Revenge of the Nerds was coming out with a fifth.

Another reason fraternities are for the gays.- nik