THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sean Turner, the most talkative person I have ever ran into regrettably. This guy here thinks he is the new Crocodile Hunter of San Jose. Coolest sh*t to hit the streets since Hunter Dan, Cabela’s. He is a small white boy, looks like his 12, all about the younger fawns too! He grew a mustache that looked like a dirty sanchez across his upper lip so he could blend better with the trees, and look and mate like a deer. He also only hunts with tactical gear and a bow, no guns for this fool. Gault!

Obvious self post…dingbat.- nik