THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Korey or as she refers to herself “the_klove”. Honestly, no one really knows her name shes usually referred to as the lunatic who will f*ck anything that talks. Although she’s blonde (for now) she looks like a jewish troll. For some weird reason she likes to seduce her comp camera all day and put the “good” pics up on facebook and when no one likes them she takes them down. Of course, her only accomplishment at college is f*cking every guy with an athletic scholarship as she can. And then if they stick around her psycho *ss long enough she’ll get there name tattooed on her fu*kin body…only to draw over it the next day because of getting dumped. When shes single and lonely shell even start talking about masturbating via fb/twitter. Although she knows how to work it in front of the camera, she surrounds herself with the other uglier tennis players to make herself look better. The whole tennis team should just be shunned from SIU, all a bunch of durty durty wh*res.
She’s got some serious thick wrists, which means there’s a lot of weight to come.- nik