THE DIRTY ARMY: This Gobblin’ Gremlin munchs sauges *wink* *wink* like they are chili dogs. She likes them extra zesty with alot of cheese! Steer clear of dipping your chip into her nacho cheese sauce. The biggest sloot i know, she goes through men like toilet paper, dispite having a boyfriend. Even the toilets in weingar hall reject her. She has one hell of a carpet! if the rug burn doesnt get you the syphillis will. On facebook she posts satuses like “Finding oral highly enertaining today” Desperate for greg or what!

That guy had a similar mark on his face after she sat on it.- nik