THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like your perfect girl Amber Heard got +2′s! I’m a straight female and I think I’d go gay for her. She’s flawless. There’s a video of her doing a nude scene in a movie and they weren’t this big so I think she definitely bought them.
No, those are real and yes, you can call her Nik’s Chick.- nik
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Is she Nik’s chick because she’s a lesbian?
LOOK HER AND KRISTEN STEWERT UP. PUT PHOTOS SIDE BY SIDE. IS AMBER HEARD SO PRETTY NOW? ALL I SEE IS HORSE FACE AND EXTREMELY THIN LIPS IN HER PICS. SORRY NIK. YOU DON’T HAVE THE BEST TASTE. I’D TAKE MEGAN FOX ANY DAY FAKE OR NOT..
Robin, go eat yourself.
Megan fox looks to plastic i think both r hags but niks is a better choice sorry megan i just dont get how guys find plastic woman hot
look her up in other pics. doesn’t look the same as the one above right?. Amber Heard’s mouth looks to small for her jaw or something. And yes she really looks like Kristen Stewart.
She’s smokinn!! Love her
too bad about the ski slope nose must be one of bob hopes offspring
I happen to think her nose is adorable. Cute little thing. It’s no where as big as Bob Hope’s do you have eyes? Nik has good taste this time.
R u kidding ugly
just average. wouldn’t say ugly. she has bugged out eyes an a long ass chin. Don’t see why she meets Nik’s “high” standards
The poster is an idiot. Her boobies are being pushed up. I’m pretty sure those are real.
I love blondes with light eyes, but if you look deepin the face I see a man.
Nik’s Chick in his dreams!
Nik’s Chick – wow really original – grow up
I personally think she’s pretty. But I notice that as long as a chick is famous, Nik digs her. If she was just some random posted on here, Nik would be ripping apart and suggesting surgery for that turned up nose.
She looks like Evan Rachel Wood in the face. Truthfully, I prefer Evan Rachel Wood. Much sluttier!!!!
ERW’S CHIN is like to her knees.
Amanda Heard is freaking gorgeous!
*Amber (sorry).
as well as your ass, bingo wings and mustache.
Nik you could never get this girl. You are an unattractive Irooni whose arrogant and shallow. You can only get a washed up trashy girl like Shayne. BTW Nice in-laws you have LMAO!
any guy who says this chick is ugly most look at porn 5 times a day, she’s gorg its a fact
personally. in my opinion. She is not “gorg” at all. she looks a lot like Kristen Stewart. I don’t watch porn 5 times a day I just have better taste. She looks like an average Cali girl. Take off all the makeup and hair, and she will look like any other chick you see at the mall. Not “hating” just stating.
someones jealous, she is awesome. Im a chick and this girl is alpha. Haters dont surprise me, youre ego is threatened. Weakling
She looks like she got an unneeded nose job.
seriously? she is far from anything special
She’s alright. She can look stunning with the right hair and make-up but she’s got the European Ashley Tisdale thing going on.
she looks pretty in this picture.
I looked her up to see more pics. in some pixs her face looks weird, but sometimes it looks good.
and she looks better w brown hair
This girl would’t give Nik the time of day. Love it how he thinks he has pull in this world. It is pathetic. But funny to read.
Ok we thought you didn’t like natural tits…hmmmm.
So you’re fat.. just admit it.