THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Adriana Sgouraditis, when this stinky sk*nk isn’t sucking c**k for dime bags you can find her smoking drugs in bathroom stalls. Her bad odor is bad news and not only does this broad smell like a skunk, she sports a mohawk shaped as a skunks tail with a green streak running through the middle. This skunk rocks the dirtiest leather jackets and looks like a grease lightning reject. This b*tch actually thinks she is hot with a glow-in-the-dark tan, and Frankenstein flat-top. She’ll give rounds to the boys and will brag about it the next day. Nik, put this sk*nky skunk on blast and maybe she’ll take a shower and get that stink outta her system.

The greasers are dead, you ain’t gunna bring em back.- nik