THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, teet Steve the ultimate douche Dhillon from Burnaby. This retarded looking welder thinks he is so smooth, but is really nothing but a wannabe player. He might act all nice and cute at first but all this lying cheating creep wants to do is sleep with you. I’ve been talking to him for the past couple of weeks and the entire time he was dating another girl. The pig told me all the things any girl would love to hear, but at the same time was a total creeper and kept wanting to talk about sex, he definitely has some creepy obsession with sexting. Steve you should really think about why you make fun of the dips you work with because you are just as dirty as them. And yes, he is as dumb as he looks, he told me he got busted by his girlfriend sending me texts while he was trying to get himself off thinking about the one time we hooked up, get over it. The other guy in the photo is his gay lover hardip, he kept asking me to hook him up with one of my friends. Steve, why are you so obsessed with hooking ‘buddy” up? It kind of looks like you’re the one who wants to hook up with him by the way you are holding him so close. What really makes steve such a douche is that even after he got busted by his girlfriend, he still begged me to send him pictures of myself in lingerie i just bought. What a douche, while his girlfriend was probably crying her eyes out, he was still trying to get himself off. He would even text me while he was out with her some nights. This is why you are the ultimate douchebag steve. The loser even told me that his girlfriend blocked his number, and that her sister called him and mouthed him off, serves you right. Steve, this means we wont be having our 5am chats before you go to work from now on. Ladies if you see this disgusting ape-looking loser around, stay away! Ps. Go ahead steve post me up here, then your girlfriend will know why you were cheating on her with me.
All lies to get you to think he left his girlfriend. He wants to lock down a few long term booty calls before he ties the knot…I decided.- nik