This Alaskan Soldier Faked His Death
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this soldier stationed at JBER tried to fake his death. I was a friend to this guy Robert Clark. Best friends I thought. I got an e-mail from his brother telling me he had been killed in a rescue mission during the Japanese Tsunami last March. He was TDY in Okinawa and got crushed by a falling building. I heard about how they arranged his boots and gave his ashes to his daughter and his family to scatter into the ocean. How his dog tags were literally dripping with sweat. It was heart wrenching. I saw a guy drive down my street this morning that looked eerily like my friend. I thought I was going crazy. Now mind you, after he died I searched the papers, the internet for any record of his death. He claimed he was EOD so I thought maybe something was classified or secret about the way he had died. Nonetheless I went on about my life as usual. Hurt, but moving on. Something told me to search for his number to call and see if the number was disconnected or whatever. I thought I was seeing things or going crazy. I fished out the number, called and lo and behold he answered! I was shocked. I confronted him about lying about FAKING HIS DEATH. I mean how lame. He gave me an excuse about some trouble he was having with a woman at the time. It was all he could think of doing to get away from her he said. Now tell me how f*cked up is this? How could someone not have the balls to tell someone to fck off that they wanted nothing to do with but instead act like they died? On top of everything he has little man’s syndrome, and think he deserves a VS secret model on his arm for some reason. Nik put this guy on blast for not only being a sh*tty friend. But a general douche bag that goes around claiming he’s a Christian and a good guy. He’s trying to claim he’s stationed at Ft. Lewis, but I made some phone calls and found out he is here in Anchorage on JBER. Not only is he a liar, but an all around shitty friend. Now I’m starting to wonder if all those war stories he told me were crap. I don’t know what to believe. What he did tarnishes the memory of all the men and women that have lost their lives. I’m a forgiving person. But this one is just too much to forgive.
Must of had a bad (gay) experience he’s now trying to shake.- nik
I did the same thing, only i was never caught (yet)
I knew it Elvis. Just like 2pac still alive….somewhere.
For the guy in the picture. YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG.
Call him and see what he has to say. 907 317 1178
I heard he drove his girlfriend into a sanatorium.
Nice outfit.
whutz up with the outfit? it doesn’t match? someone tell him that dudes stopped doing that with their socks years ago.
I f*cked him and he’s got the worlds smallest dick. He sounds like a munchkin when he talks. Plus he wanted to marry me after the first date. What a loser.
You can see his little dick through his shorts.
I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that his dick is small or the fact that he tried to make it sound like he died as a hero.
He claims he’s related to Mark Walburg too. Say’s they’re cousins.
Does Marky Mark know about this??
Yeah he’s definitely a fag.
Yeah his Greg is about four inches, if he’s lucky.
someone should sue him….
Damn! people keep telling there is some dude that looks just like me on here. Thanks for ruining my rep tool shed! HAHA!
What rep? IF you had any at all, you ruined it yourself by being a loser/liar. I was going through a hard time so you had to make it worse. Genuine guy you are not Rob. I’m pushing this other person to sue you. Between all the e-mails, pictures and videos, I’m pretty sure we have a case. Good thing Daddy’s a lawyer.
good think you’re stupid, because Anonymous wasn’t him. Stop hoping and wishing cause you have no rep either.
Who needs a rep? I’m a grown woman. I don’t care what people think about me. Hoping and wishing for what? That someday I’ll run him over in my Bimmer? Yeah I’m holding my breath for that one.
I should submit the little dick pics to Nik and see what he thinks, as well as the video you made me pretending to cry.
you would hold on to pictures and videos of that. What you do with them, you can keep to yourself please.
Actually they weren’t held onto. They were in an old e-mail account that I didn’t use anymore. We played the video on my projection and played a drinking game. Every time Robert said “I” we’d have to take a drink. Well by the end of the video we were all plastered. Here’s a tip. You come on too strong. You smell desperate. YOU got what you deserved. I’m so glad I called you on it. Moving on with my life now. Thanks for all the fun.
What rep you douchetard? If you had any rep.. you ruined it your own by lying and being an all around general ant. Somebody needs to tell your CO about this.
Im not Rob Brie. People keep telling me I look like some loser on here aka Rob. Lucky for me I’m better looking with a much larger penis
Really? Who says douchetard? Bree sounds like she had whatever she got coming.
Who cares who you are? You are a liar plain and simple. My new boyfriend is a pilot. Oh thanks for showing me that there are good guys in the military. There are but not in your branch unfortunately. As far as what was coming to me, I did nothing to you. I cleaned up my act and am doing so much better. I know who you are. I know you have somebody and I know you cheat on her all the time. Your penis? Do you even have one? I couldn’t see it in any of the pictures you sent me. Keep trying to hide. It’s funny the mountain of info my PI and Dad dug up on YOU.
Let’s get him courtmarshaled.
Hm. This is strange. How come it isn’t making headlines? Yet that stupid Kuntrashian bitch is everywhere? Someone should check the UCMJ and see if there is anything they can do.
Check out article 107 of the UCMJ. Hope this helps. There are a few things that can be done.
He’s a dirty Native.