This Giant Apparently Thinks Shes Hot



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Amazon transvestite’s name is Crystal Thomason. She also goes by the name Candi on []. She posted dirty pictures of herself to men in exchange for their donations so she could get fake boobs. Me and my friends are still trying to figure out if she was ever a man or not. She is 6 ft tall, has Amazon feet & hands and those Mr. Potato Head eyebrows just kill me! I think my favorite photo is the one showing off her cottage cheese stomach! I don’t know Nik, what do you think? Was she born a woman or a man or could she possibly be the only woman in history with arms long enough to lick her own elbow? You decide!
If only they could see the stretch marks, or road rash…first pic is pretty disturbing.- nik









shes not ugly
u blind?
She is okay just needs some palmers for that belly
More than palmers. It is all loose and distorted.
n she’s not pretty
BARFFFFFFF
Wow! This woman’s daughter goes to school with my kid. She is very notorious around our small town & she always has dark circles under her eyes. We think she is addicted to drugs or something. She also doesn’t take care of her kids properly. The rumor around town is she doesn’t even know who the fathers are!
This link is spreading like wildfire! I’m not sure what man would donate to her implants, but it doesn’t surprise me that she would do this. I’m pretty sure she would have to give them something sexual in exchange. She married into our family over a year ago and we’ve really had to bite our tongues around her. Wonder if her husband knows about this!
There are links on her pictures to the website she used. I just read up in it and it does require dirty pictures and web cam “chats” for the guys to donate! How sick! What kind of mother is she?
She has always been trash! I am tired of her butting in the family’s business and talking crap on Facebook. She will never make anything of herself! This is why you will never be invited to our family reunions or holidays!
The lighting actual blurs out her wrinkles in these photos. She normally looks like an old saddle bag with eyes. She is always putting stupid pictures and updates on Facebook every hour. Nobody cares!
She looks like she has lead a hard life. I’m guessing she is maybe 45?
I could never get off with something like that. Did her stomach get caught in the garbage disposal?
I know her by the name crystal neff and she is nasty. U should c the way she acts at her kids soccer games. She is always seeking attention.
If her husband knew her past he would be going to the doctor to make sure she hasn’t given him an std.
Her husband better get checked for stds because she has slept with a lot of men.
Her arms make her look like an oversized praying mantis
Getting old men to pay for your implants? She apparently didnt get enough attention from her daddy!
if it werent for the stretch marks, i would definitely think she used to be a man. tall women just arent attractive