This Has Happened To Every Actress In Hollywood
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of TheDirty and have always loved Zed and how she handles herself. I’ve been pursuing my acting career here in Hollywood for the past 2 years and so far all I’ve done is serve tables and get creeped on by agents/producers/directors all trying just to bang me. When I can’t even find them on IMDB. When I saw this video Desiree made, I could not stop laughing, for a second I thought it was real, but quickly saw what she was doing. I gotta give it up to her, so many girls out here can relate to this. What do you think Nik?
Zed, I see Cellan has you almost at your goal weight. Now fix your eyebrows.- nik
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In the first 2 mins or so, in the grey tank top, look how far it spreads at the bottom….she is gaining weight….bottom heavy…..bet her ass and hips are huge like her tits!
Ok, you’ve had your 15mins of fame, enough already!
ok she will never be an actress! ok?? we only know her as UDDERS from here, how did she get you to call her ‘zed’??? the ending was so great tho, it shows she will only be known as a ‘dirty celeb’, and they even got the porta-potty mouth down!!
If you don’t have an agent at one of the 3 real agencies within a couple months just stop trying. You all look foolish and don’t understand how it works.
you must have only watched the first thirty seconds
Watched the whole thing my comment was made to “real” aspiring actresses like the retard who posted the video… Not ZED
Not true. They are several reputable boutique agencies who actually work harder to cater their clients. In legends like Nicholson use them. Also, if you expect to be signed in only a few months, you would foolish. It takes people years to get there. Sorry, Doc, I don’t think you know how the industry works.
gaad, I love her
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Sure, “acting career.” If you are so passionate about the craft of acting, why do you immediately want to go to Hollywood? There are many regional theatre companies in every state.
What you really want is to be “famous.” Skanks like you who really don’t know anything about true acting deserve all the sleaze you encounter — they know how desperate you are and how you have no self respect and will do anything to get a “role.”
this girl just made herself look like an idiot, on purpose.
So… did she get the job? That chicken wings sauce around her mouth definitely did it for me.
I was actually impressed. She seemed natural and did some acting. Don’t hate girls… I’m sure she’s not interested in your’ cabbie’s anyway.
Look at her flabby arms…..I instantly thought of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghost Buster’s!!!
fak off, this chick is a hottie.
bleh, dorks thinking they’re sexy is the worst! If this was a spoof on bad actresses this could’ve worked, but it’s title presents desperate all over it (nones that naive). All the success to Udders. but seeing this patridge comes to mind, when considering her smile, should be thinkin more like heath.
whats this girls real name or how do you spell it if that is her name
Is that Aziz Asanari?
This girl is is absolutely beautiful!!!
the video was funny for the first minute… for the record i like her eyebrows, theyre pretty much what makes her exceptionally attractive
chick needs too take her faaaattttt f*ck self back to the farm. hahahaaha i love ugly bitches who think theyre so hot EVERYONES LAUGHING
chick needs too take her faaaattttt f*ck self back to the farm. hahahaaha i love ugly bitches who think theyre so hot EVERYONES LAUGHING
Why are you bothering to tell her to fix her eyebrows when even if she does, you still would think she’s a dog – look at her face! She will always be sad pathetic Udders to us, desperate for attention and looking very not-hot.
udders should just do porn and give up on this acting dream.
I honestly think she is just a fat girl attempting to do parody of a hot chick.
she has been on here. she got posted and then went on a rant for a weeks telling Nik she wasn’t going away until he shut down or some other nonsense. she calmed down and morphed into the troll you see on here all the time now. don’t let her bother you…she’s nuts.
I just looked at her post, I think the smarter thing to do is maybe change her life around instead of putting up a fight she can’t win. Btw Greek you should seriously take a long look in the mirror, no where near being a goddess…
someone wake me up when she makes a porno.
Every Chick in this city working at Cactus or in bars or pubs says they are actors. None of them ever been on film lol.. more ‘resting’ actors in vancouver than hollywood!
is this Udders?
Fat chick??
Darlin’??? Sit down. We need to chat…
She needs to give up acting. She can’t even talk. She should have a restaurant that’s easier for her to say than Applebees.
This girl is canadian and there aren’t any Applebee’s in Canada
fukkin losers
DES IS THE BEST. + NOT FAT AT ALL, idiots.
YUCK! Megan Fox wannabe.