Typical Corvallis Trash

January 25, 2012 Oregon State, Portland 11 7,206 Views

Typical Corvallis trash!!!

Typical Corvallis trash!!!

Typical Corvallis trash!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me start off by saying, these photos speak for themselves. Kelsey Canez is notorious for getting wasted every night of the week! She likes to drink herself “stupid” and then wh*re herself around campus. She is so hungry for d*ck that she will fck anything that has a pulse. She has no standards….but then again she can’t be very picky. Just look at her. “syllabus week = alcohol week”, “OSU campus closed tomorrow!! helllll yeah les get druuuunk!”. These are a couple of her statuses from last week. Pretty much this ugly sk*nk likes to get drunk whenever she has the opportunity. So Nik, Would you?

I see some puddles on that pillow beside her.  Whoever woke up beside he wet the pillow.- nik