Week 5 Of My New Diet Program
Posted in Cellan, Newport, The Dirty | January 2nd, 2012
**Update: Looking for a trainer to help me workout in OC area (preferably a hot female so I show up to workouts).


I am currently in week 7 of my Cellean weight loss program (-22 pounds). I feel great, but now I want to start hitting the gym pretty hard. The pills really burned my stomach fat (love handles) and I can finally say I am good with putting my name behind this stuff. Starting tomorrow I am going to go on a strict diet regiment which I will share with everyone based on my results. Much like when I started with Cellean, I didn’t want to pump it out there unless I was 100% convinced it worked for me.
If you want to lose weight the lazy way like me CLICK HERE
ALSO SEE: My New Diet Program





Dallas,tx says:
O bird chest ass nikka!
to Dallas,txAnonymous says:
wait.. so this is the guy that judges everybody about their looks? dude.. become a 10 before you start judging everybody else here are some helpful hints, get a nose job and not such a weird looking face its more feminine in person I’d imagine and definitely dye the hair and shave the beard and chest do us all the favor and never pro create … sincerely the rest of the world
to Anonymous... says:
if he looked like a 10 he wouldnt bag on everyone else.
to ...Hey Wait...wtf? says:
In the real world people look like this, anybody who’s drank knows that belly is straight up sudsey the bear status. And only queerbaits shave there chest hair….seriously smh
to Hey Wait...wtf?Nathan says:
amen, i agree, i am losing interest in your site nik, dont be a sellout.
to Nathan(Sadly) A loyal reader says:
He doesn’t look like he lost any weight? It just looks like he’s taking pictures from different angles and is obviously pushing out his belly in the first picture.
to (Sadly) A loyal readerAnonymous says:
I actually know a really good trainer out of Newport, no joke she really knows what she is doing! And will get you results. Email me if you are really interested.
to Anonymousstacy says:
omg sooooo ugly! gross chest hair? wax that u dirty immigrant!!! u look nasty bleached hair??? no class! ur mom must be dead or never have been around she raised a gross hairy monkey
to stacyAnonymous says:
you. are. disgusting!
to AnonymousREALLY???? says:
Nik. Honey. And I’m only sayng this because I care. WTF are you doing showing that wack ass picture of your week 5 progress??? You only the the after picture after you finally look hot. If your trainer told you it was a good idea to show the world that picture they lied to you, k? Fire her/him and get one you can trust.
to REALLY????Smokey says:
You forgot about the fathead…
to SmokeyAnonymous says:
I cannot believe any chick has ever let you do her. No way.
to AnonymousRich_in_H.B says:
Nik-
to Rich_in_H.BMy wife and I hit the gym 5-6 days a week in Huntington Beach(24hr fitness) and are in fantastic shape! Wife is currently gettin competition ready. If your serious about gettin into shape, you can join us in our workouts. We don’t eff around, talking and wasting time. We hit it hard…. 2 hour long workouts weight lifting and cardio. My wife also puts together “clean eating” meal plans you can follow. Come at us Brah! I posted earlier but didn’t see it in the comments…..
Krista says:
dude ya hes mean and his looks dont back it up but after reading everyones comments on here u guys are all f’cking mean this world is sick…what is wrong w.everyone.
to KristaDat Nucca says:
Truth….
to Dat NuccaGully says:
Lets See its like 2 bucks for trial. so ima do it. Lets see what happens. will take before and After
to GullyGully says:
Lets See its like 2 bucks for trial. so ima do it. Lets see what happens. will take before and After
to GullyAustin Sowers says:
il train u for free if u come back to scottsdale Nic. Give me contct info for u
to Austin SowersAnonymous says:
so….you quit drinking beer for give weeks?
to Anonymousdiet products that don’t destroy your body don’t work.
work out, don’t eat bad s*it, and you’ll be fine.
Suicide Bomber says:
Nik I am gonna strap a bomb on myself and suicide bomb your testes to make sure you never reproduce- it is so worth it.
to Suicide BomberBane says:
So Hooman you have to self-post on the dirty.com now to get traffic to your lame ass site to make a living? Pretty low my man. The next step is that you are gonna be sucking black cocks to make ends meet.
to BaneAnonymous says:
This website is brutally entertaining haha.
to Anonymouslol says:
smelly persians all look greasy
to lollawls says:
its funny that someone who looks like this can call hot girls ugly…. even the uglier girls on this site look better then him….
to lawlsAnonymous says:
HAHA so true!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
For someone who is always talking shit about everyone ,you sure are one ugly peice of shit!!!
to AnonymousSamantha says:
God… NASTY!
to Samanthatrish says:
Omg how can u talk trash on anyone you are so ugly and hairy and you’re not even white go back to where u came from u beast ease shribble dick Haha
to trishlol says:
how much are these pills?On the website it does not show the price..
to lolAnonymous says:
scam…he was never that fat…the photoshopping is terrible…youre a fag nik
to Anonymousindifferent. says:
Some say Nik is the scum of the earth for giving his opinion on people blah blah blah. How different are you all from him when in reality you jump at the chance to give your opinion on his looks, what he says, and even his child? Open your beautiful eyes and realize we ALL judge everything and everyone(:
to indifferent.Anonymous says:
ew dam your fcking disgusting nik.
to Anonymousmj says:
what are the side effects or long term effects on ur body. this seems too good to be true…does it cause liver or kidney damage?
to mjmj says:
ahhhhhh hahahahhahaha i just started reading the comments after i wrote mine. little harsh there lol. u seem to piss off a lot of people! hilarious. but i do see the results in ur pics so whats the catch?
to mjAJ says:
He’s so critical because thats the only way he could say he wouldn’t touch a girl even though they wouldn’t touch him in the first place… No hurt feelings for being beat!
to AJAnonymous says:
So let me get this straight: You tell beautiful women that they’re not good enough to “get with you” when in reality you’d be so lucky. Hahahaha wow. If you’re going to “demand perfection” start with yourself.
to Anonymousquinn says:
Nik this is hilarious reading all of these comments from people.
TO THE HATERS:
Why would he put himself and his business on the line for some scam product? The only reason why all of us visit his site religiously is because there is a certain trust factor we have with him, BELIEVE IT OR NOT you care what he says or you wouldn’t be on his site ( Im talking to you fat girl!!!). Why would he lose everything for a diet pill? You people are retarded and don’t understand business. All of the results I am seeing from other posts look legit and those people are losing weight FAST. And I highly doubt a company so small would even have the funds yet to pay nik for endorsing their product.
Oh and I think all the hater comments are from fat people. Hey fatties, you suck.
to quinnAnonymous says:
Yess totally agree
to Anonymouskat says:
i cant believe you’re the one bashing people and ruining their lives and self esteem. I guarantee people have killed themselves because of you’re horrible website and nasty comments. The sad part is you shouldn’t be one to bash people when you are no better looking (in fact uglier than most I’ve seen ) on this site, like actually… you bash good looking, attractive and even gorgeous people on being ugly when you yourself are sad excuse of a man. You look like a troll and should be ashamed, I’m really surprised you even posted pictures of yourself. At least now when you bash and destroy peoples self-esteem they can look at you and laugh and feel better about themselves…its not hurtful when you’re bashed by a hideous beast. Please do the world a favour and go back into hiding…. tnx
to katAnonymous says:
DAMNN. Even half of the people you bash on looks 100x better then you.
to Anonymouslittlefatgirl says:
I used to be 120 and am now 140 and have to admit Im pretty impatient I have lost alot of confidence and want to loose this weight and fast, its effected my self esteem and motivation, as far as I can see there is results with this product, and am gonna try it, I will post my results and keep everyone posted.
to littlefatgirlMiss MAaitoba says:
Good on you for losing that baby bump!
to Miss MAaitobakelly says:
nik looks cute fat
to kellyAttention says:
Notice all the dates of comments within this post are mostly from August with only a few people interjecting their opinion as recent as December. ( Yes I do notice there is a couple of comments in September/October (about three) + one from January-> for the anal people). In other words … Nik is trying solely to promote this product ( though he claims he is not) by placing it right now as a current “top post”. – from another “loyal” reader.
On a side note: Nik, can you please stop talking like us ladies; it is very disturbing. ” LMFAO is so 2011″ = just one example. I mean, you are starting to come across as an in-closet ________. You can fill in the blank. Just helping you out buddy before you go on your inevitable search in the future for your third wife.
to AttentionAnonymous says:
Congratulations! You delivered your baby.
to Anonymoustruth says:
The problem is he has blonde hair… When hes not blonde.. Stop trying to be a backstreet boy and grow up
to truthmab says:
Remember, pills and trainers only take it so far. Genuine health and fitness can come from educating yourself and hard training.
to mabnikita says:
uh hello, this isn’t him, he put his head on someone’s body..
to nikitaAnonymous says:
your still one ugly guy!! damn your hairy
to Anonymous