Why Andrew Luck Will Be A Hall Of Fame NFL Quarterback

January 30, 2012 Stanford, The Dirty 37 8,727 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my older sister went to Stanford and her claim to fame was banging Andrew Luck.  Now, I truly love my sister but she is the ugly duckling in our family.  It started as a joke but all of us now, including my parents call her Khloe because she is twice as big as my sister and I.  You should see our family picture she looks so out of place.  She is 6 feet tall and on Christmas weighed in at 232 (we were all in tears laughing lol).  Now Andrew Luck slept with her several times over a 68 day period (she counted every day and has told this story 4893935 times).  Now it makes me wonder, when a guy like Andrew decides to stay in school and pass up on millions like he did last year it can only mean he did it for the beat chicks.  I couldn’t send my sister in but here are some Stanford cheerleaders for you.  Nothing against her but Andrew Luck is no one, like my other sister and I we have both slept with Cam Newton, Jamarcus Russell, Vince Young, Michael Vick, Big Ben(oh and is he big), Baron Davis, Josh Smith, Lil Wayne, Birdman, Mack Mane, Drake, Chad Johnson and Larry Johnson… just to name a few.  I’ve slept with my share of QBs and I really can tell Luck will be a phenomenal player, much as I want to… Not going to sleep with him, my sis would be distraught.

You can tell the two cheerleaders on the right are the mounts.- nik