Why Andrew Luck Will Be A Hall Of Fame NFL Quarterback
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my older sister went to Stanford and her claim to fame was banging Andrew Luck. Now, I truly love my sister but she is the ugly duckling in our family. It started as a joke but all of us now, including my parents call her Khloe because she is twice as big as my sister and I. You should see our family picture she looks so out of place. She is 6 feet tall and on Christmas weighed in at 232 (we were all in tears laughing lol). Now Andrew Luck slept with her several times over a 68 day period (she counted every day and has told this story 4893935 times). Now it makes me wonder, when a guy like Andrew decides to stay in school and pass up on millions like he did last year it can only mean he did it for the beat chicks. I couldn’t send my sister in but here are some Stanford cheerleaders for you. Nothing against her but Andrew Luck is no one, like my other sister and I we have both slept with Cam Newton, Jamarcus Russell, Vince Young, Michael Vick, Big Ben(oh and is he big), Baron Davis, Josh Smith, Lil Wayne, Birdman, Mack Mane, Drake, Chad Johnson and Larry Johnson… just to name a few. I’ve slept with my share of QBs and I really can tell Luck will be a phenomenal player, much as I want to… Not going to sleep with him, my sis would be distraught.
You can tell the two cheerleaders on the right are the mounts.- nik
LOL u and ur sister didn’t do any of this. Idk y us send in a lie let alone one of that monstrosity. Do u really expect hundreds of ppl to praise u in comments? U r an idiot fatty
soooo let me get this right…
your telling us that your mom and dad raised 3 whore daughters?
I’m guessing your dad is upset he didn’t make your mom swallow you guys, but instead gave her a cream pie.
you bang black dudes. you are not hot.
Do you and your family sit around the dinner table discussing all this… ‘I shagged, so and so…. OMG so did I!! Sarah you’re fat don’t look at me’ What a ridiculous story.
I call bullshit on this story in its entirety.
Nik needs to either:
A. Stop making up posts
or
B. Get a better screener because shit like this is insulting to our collective intelligence
So poster, you’re confessing to being a whore?
Congratulations! You & your sisters are all whores. Stay classy.
I cannot imagine an act more disgusting than having sex with a black man, the very thought of that makes me feel sick.
No respectable white man will marry you knowing you had porch monkey penis in you. Ew.
True!!
holy rascist!! definatly whores, but really?!
Oh, Canada… Haha
mike vick has herpes
Ron Mexico!
Why would you laugh at your sister for being the ugly one in the family? You are a terrible person.
mose insecure, arrogant, and slutty girl talking shit about her own family. you got to be f*cking retarded to think this is a real post by her unless there is something seriously psychologically wrong with the poster if this is true
Your sister can lose weight and/or have plastic surgery to fix physical issues. You on the other hand will always be a loser for saying all that about your sister. Maybe one day you’ll really need her & she’ll tell you no. Then your loser self can slink back to your box in alley where your dirty pimp bf will be waiting. You’re a pretty horrible sibling to have. I’d guess you think you’re all that. But I’m sure you really aren’t. You’re probably insecure, starve yourself, and whore around just to feel better.
Definitely not a true story
So you are admitting you and your sister both have stinky worn out pussies from getting fuked by every black guy you meet…which means you’re both GARBAGE!
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. You don’t send a picture of your sister or leave names? Yet you mention that your sister is quite large (There really can’t be many) and you call her Khloe. Weird! It just so happens there is a Chloe Taub on the Stanford team. Idiot. You have shamed your family
I call BS on this WHOLE STORY, sounds like she is bragging on here of all the GUYS she WISHES she could sleep with or maybe that is the name of all her BLACK DONGS she has under her BED!!!!! Oh it is TRUE Mick Vick has the gift that KEEPS ON GIVING so if you say you sleep with all those men, means you are a WALKING SEXUALLY TRANSMITTING DISEASE WALKER. NASTY HO!!!!
I bet Roethlisberger is puking his guts out now reading how you white trash tramps banged all those colored guys along with him.
You dames got the revenge he didn’t get in court.
The chick who only banged Andrew Luck is the only sane one in the bunch.
ron mexico aka mike vick has the herp
lol im hoping this post of fake. so ur a family of mean whores? congragulations.
That’s embarassing. I would never admit to having sex with JaMarcus Russell. You’re retarded.
Nevermind that. Stanford has some rough looking cheerleaders.
This just made me sad. Laughing at your sister’s weight? Go to hell f*cker. You obviously hate yourself and your life. I hope you get cancer and your sister loses the weight.
How could yo do Cam Newton and Mike Vick while in school? Thats like a 10-12 year difference, cougar whores
Andrew luck has had the same girl friend (who happens to be a certified dime) for all 4 years of college… Know for a fact hes not the kind of guy that would go sticking his first round draft pick dick ( i got rhymes) in any trick that throws herself at him. especially not ugly, heffer, base of the pyrimid cheerleaders.
It’s amazing How you brag about sleeping with these men. Let me be one of many to congradulate you on being 1 a giant slut or 2 a big fat liar. Either way you and your sisters will never get married considering your track history. Eventually all of you will be fat as hell with nasty p***ys. I can only imagine how many guys y’all have actually slept with. If there’s a lot that you will claim there’s more than likely alot more your ashamed of. Do your gyno a favor and stop making your vagina a freaking hall way of a pussy.