Winnipeg Jets Star Gets Turned Down By A Local



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Evander Kane is such a douche and the kid looks like an idiot and here’s some evidence of how big of a douche bag he is randomly asking for a number… He has even lipped off servers at Opera and other places such as moxies, earls, etc.. What do you think of this guy Nik?

No idea who this kid is… looks like he is playing the wrong sport if you ask me.- nik


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  1. January 23, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Anonymous says:

    kane bobane bananananafofane memymomane LAAAAAMEEE!

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  2. January 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully we trade his sorry ass and get a good player in return.

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  3. January 23, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Steve says:

    To bad that is a fake account for Evander Kane if anyone bothered to check

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    • January 24, 2012 at 2:00 pm

      Anonymous says:

      he deleted his facebook the day this went up and his “manager” jeff uppal freaked out. Check your facts. Was 100% real rtard

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  4. January 24, 2012 at 4:03 am

    bigballz says:

    This chick is a dumbass for not knowing who Evander kane is though…

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  5. January 24, 2012 at 10:34 am

    Anonymous says:

    2 bad it don’t matter how many comments we post, it will never be on page 1 and keeps on sliding into the abyss……..
    Evander kane still sucks balls just like the jets

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  6. January 24, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Anonymous says:

    Evander Kane straight up for Jarome Iginla. I’m now using my Kane Jet’s jersey I won from Boston Pizza as toilet paper.

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  7. January 24, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Why would a hells angels gf want to go out with a hockey player?

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  8. January 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    you people are stuuuuupid. This is real. He acted like a shitty boyfriend. Now we just have to decide if that matters or not.

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  9. January 24, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    we need to get this at like 1000 posts to keep it in the top probably

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  10. January 24, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I know for a faaaaaact all the negative things said about kane is true! pampas mutha f”er! He smoothed talked me back to his condo on wellington as i said, there is a pool table right when u walk in then leather couches in his living room…little balcony facing wellington…the spare bedroom was very clean, brownish pattern bedding with a bathroom right around the corner. he even had reese cups out in the kitchen and tabloids on the counter…. (this is for his gf so she knows i was there) he lied to me abt his age (said he was 24) lol… then took off his shirt and i was like….damn he’s hot… and i’m single..let’s do this.. i didn’t even really know who he was… But yes he is a slut! douche bag! and i feel so sorry for his gf,,, like he slept with me the night she left to vancouver…haha ouch… they must be in love

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  11. January 24, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Anonymous says:

    u sound like his gf!!! if so this message found u in fate. if so, left for Vancouver to visit your fam on a Wednesday… and i banged him hat night after meeting him at a club downtown….. u pink runners were in ur entrance… u 2 live on wellington and tried to hide ur sh*t… he took me in the spare bedroom,,and we did it.. if this is his gf ashley chambeland,,,,, i feel so sorry for you! ha! kane is such a playa and talker,,,

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  12. January 24, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Who cares? He’s a future star. PS, this picture could totally be fake.. I could make an “Evander Kane” account with that picture and message myself. oooohh Im so cool Evander Kane wants me but I dont even know who he is! yay me.

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  13. January 24, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    g host says:

    LOLLLLLL @ ash.

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  14. January 25, 2012 at 7:02 am

    Anonymous says:

    I wish you dumpy b!tches would drop it already! So f**king what he cheated, he’s cheap, he lied, and whatever else you all claim. You all must lead such boring little lives to keep this idiocy going. Can’t you find something more productive to do with your lives? Move the f**k on!!!

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    • February 2, 2012 at 2:57 am

      Anonymous says:

      Haha too bad he’s living the life. I bet everyone on this rumour site wishes they could meet him. Fuc* im straight and a guy and I would still try to kiss him. That is a fake account no doubt about it haha! Fu*k I love when people try to make someone look dumb but they make a fool of them selves

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    • January 25, 2012 at 1:05 pm

      Anonymous says:

      yet you’re still on here checking it, sounds like Evander

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      • January 25, 2012 at 4:42 pm

        Anonymous says:

        Or Jets fans that don’t want to lose a future star in Evander Kane because of dumb bitches.

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      • January 26, 2012 at 12:33 am

        Anonymous says:

        I’ve never been to Evander’s residence but I bet I can describe it… Hmmm, let’s see… There is a chandelier in the dining room with an area rug, a jaccuzi tub in the master bath and uhhhh, I don’t know… Heated underground parking and gatoraid in the refrigerator. There was also cookies in the pantry and a hair elastic on the night table beside the bed.
        See, I’ve totally been there too! LOL! In your dreams b!tches! Get a f**king life already!

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  15. January 25, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Takako Vanderschel says:

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  16. January 25, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Anonymous says:

    wish i had never come to this site and read this garbage. the site and all of those who indulge in this side of humanity need to wake up. more important things at hand.

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  17. January 25, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Jeff Uppal is a functioning retard. I went on a few dates with him and he’s a joke. He is unintelligent and thinks he is going to take over the world. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets girls for Kane, he’s a creep like that.

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  18. January 25, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Has anyone noticed how much space kane has between his nose and his upper lip?

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  19. January 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Slutskyev Klitka says:

    Hello everyone, read it and weep, i polished his tiny little mushroom cap for him just last week. He is hung like a field mouse in an ice bath! You do the math. As far as the rest of you skeezies go, i am the only trollip he is sticking his meat mallet into so stop writing these obsurd comments about how he streched out your snappers. I have had tampon strings in me bigger than his pork sword. In fact, he tried to use one of those magnum XL’s on my meat curtains and it fell off inside me on the third stroke, what a mess. my point to this is do not be fooled by that big ring outline on his wallet, that is all for show. By the way he just finished a horrible bout of venny warts so don’t let him hit the dirt shute without a jimmy!

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    • January 26, 2012 at 7:31 pm

      bahahaha says:

      I’m laughing so hard with all these sexual synonyms…love it.

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    • January 25, 2012 at 7:13 pm

      Anonymous says:

      You sound like a really old, english gaylord. Are you by chance a sex offender?

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      • January 26, 2012 at 12:01 am

        Anonymous says:

        LOL!!!!!!! Sex offender…Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Luvs it!!!!!!!
        What happened to your rhyme? You started out really strong so why did you bitchout? Did you have a brain fart or a stroke? I was almost entertained Slutskyev, get well soon!
        PS. Evander don’t have a small willy… Must be your stretched out sloppy snatch from gang banging live stock. You rural Manitobans really know how to party!

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      • January 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm

        Anonymous says:

        i can already tell i like you

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  20. January 26, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Anonymous says:

    just so everyone is clear, Evander Kane is not out with a concussion. he has been internally suspended by the team. fyi

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  21. January 26, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Wow I would think i would be more embarrassing to pursue this in court than it would be to just ignore it.

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  22. January 27, 2012 at 10:30 am

    lolfagmo says:

    what a little bitch hes acting like these 14 year old girls who get posted on here and try to get there daddies to get it taken down

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  23. January 27, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Anonymous says:

    What a strange choice to actually pay a lawyer to deal with this..ggggguilty!!

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  24. January 27, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Anonymous says:

    come on, its not like this is hurting the guy’s feelings! He wants it taken down because he got busted i’ll bet

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  25. January 28, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Anonymous says:

    just got tested after being with this guy, girls make sure he wraps his c*** as now I have sores and waiting for test results

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  26. January 29, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Anonymous says:

    dayna i will tell you who posted this ifyou go on a date with me

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    • January 31, 2012 at 2:59 pm

      nelson says:

      well at least you didnt ask for her phone number? WE WANT TO KNOW WHO POSTED IT!! Dayna will freak the fu*k out on them and I need to see that..

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  27. January 29, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    harvinderjit singhpaul says:

    This B*stard stole my curry!!!

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  28. January 30, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    dion says:

    Dayna has a parrot so I think she’s pretty cool

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  29. January 31, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    mafka says:

    DOES ANYBODY KNOW DID THIS GIRL CHANGE HER FACEBOOK PICTURE I TRIED TO SEARCH HER AND DIDN’T FIND HER

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  30. January 31, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    nnan says:

    this website is hilarious

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  31. January 31, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    Kane is a Douche fan club says:

    Kane is a Douche!!! Heard he got punched out at whiskey dix which is why he has that concussion. Douchebag. kudos to whoever that was. Kane has gotta go. Somebody make it so!!

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  32. February 2, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    rr says:

    please post this rachel hastman girl

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  33. February 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Funny an ugly ass hairy persian would make racist jokes.

    Camel riders…

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  34. February 7, 2012 at 9:50 am

    Anonymous says:

    All you club going, social ladder climbing little f*ckfaces and whores are garbage and the reason were devolving as a society. The People who made this site should be thrown in a soviet gulag camp, you f*ckers know who you are. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*****CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • February 10, 2012 at 9:36 am

      Anonymous says:

      OMG yes. Why is this website running? Nik probably has severe self esteem issues that he sits infront of a computer basing other people. I usually avoid this website like the plague but I had to see this. Yes people lets drive our star player away, you know the one who will be the face of our franchise. He young, rich, talented, and good looking. You all are jealous.

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  35. February 8, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    dumb says:

    Kanes laywers should ask to see dayna’s facebook?

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  36. February 8, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    dumb says:

    duhhh dumb durhhh

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  37. February 10, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Anonymous says:

    why is everyone done posting on this.? its one of the funniest things ive seen on here!

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  38. February 17, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Atta boy Kane! says:

    My fiancé plays drop in hockey with him in the summer when he’s back home. He volunteers to help kids playing hockey and has never acted like a douche on the ice. Some bitch is just mad cause he never called her back. His “girlfriend” is there for the money & fame so they probably have an agreement that he can cheat. Everyone needs to get a life on here, leave the guy alone. He’s 20.. Making 3 mill a year and you all are just jealous! I can’t wait til the Jets whoop Canucks ass to shut you all up.

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  39. February 26, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Anonymous says:

    All i have to say is that his useless ass is WAY too over paid… he definately does not deserve to be on the jets… he doesnt even deserve to play for toronto… I would say evander kane could play for montreal but that is an insult to the canadiens

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  40. March 9, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Look here’s the thing, Kane is a good hockey player (otherwise he wouldn’t be playin in the NHL), HOWEVER; that said, he is not a franchise player…..trade him….make some cap room, we can get another good player (maybe better then him) and a draft pick….
    Evander..I believe Winnipeg is showing you the door…don’t let it hit you on the way out. Go pull your bullshit in another city

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  41. March 19, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    go check it out says:

    Vancouver to visit your fam on a Wednesday… and i banged him hat night after meeting him at a club downtown….. u pink runners were in ur entrance… u 2 live on wellington and tried to hide ur sh*t… he took me in the spare bedroom,,and we did it.. if this is his gf ashley chambeland,,,,, i feel so sorry for you! ha! kane is such a playa and talker,,,

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    • March 29, 2012 at 8:02 pm

      Anonymous says:

      LOL, your probably a fat retard sitting behind a computer screen trying to start shit..

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  42. March 26, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    jen says:

    Kane is a dumb monkey and winnipeg is a dump of a city as soon as he becomes a ufa most of the players will be gone.Why would you want to live in a dump like winnipeg you are not even within driving distance to anything ..regina… minnesota lmfao !

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  43. March 29, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you all leave him alone, it’s his life and he has the right to live it the way he wants… You can’t control him, if you don’t him, or the way you think he is a “playa”, dont go out with him, dirty ****. And if you say the jets suck, it’s there first year back, you should be glad that they came back to Winnipeg!

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    • March 30, 2012 at 5:47 pm

      jen says:

      My beef is with winnipeg … maybe you can start a thread on how much of a dump it is and how there are gangs of chugs roaming around just a thought

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  45. April 11, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Lets go jets… lmfao jets suck , downtown is a joke and there is nothing there but a bunch of cracked out chugs your city wants me to throw up !

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  46. May 14, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    Don says:

    Gee NIK, “Looks like he’s playing the wrong sport…” Everyone knows you’re a MISOGYNIST BULLY but a RACIST as well. I guess it’s true what they say about considering the source.

    The fact that you or your readers are fascinated with the sex life of a young hockey player when there are so many more important things happening in the world makes me sad. However, the fact that you’d make a RACIST statement about a BLACK PERSON’S RIGHT TO PLAY HOCKEY – a WHITE MAN’S SPORT IN YOUR OPINION I GUESS – ANGERS ME!!! And the fact that your readers have given you a free pass on this infuriates me. Perhaps, we should have the FCC or the CRTC investigate The Dirty for inciting and propagating hate speech against Blacks…and Women! Given the content of your site, that should be an easy argument to make.

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  47. May 16, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    its too bad he is a jet! so glad to see them back where they belong. i dont think he is going to be in winnipeg next year.. he is tapping some fine peg ass in Katie fredrickson! jets will make playoffs next year, hope he is not there though!

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