THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. First time poster, avid reader. Anyways, I have a huge piece of shit for you today. This cocksucker, Joseph Alan Patrick Smith (which is probably a fake name to escape prison time for fraud) is by FAR the WORST person I have EVER met in my whole f*cking life. This douche bag will post an ad on Craigslist with a bunch of false information in hopes of dooping you into moving in with him. I know, it happened to me. In October, we found his Craigslist post and it said that all utilities were paid for. A week or two later, a buddy and I visited him and, other than finding out that he was increeedibly IRRITATING, signed the lease after making sure that the utilities were paid for. January, 2012 rolls along and we found out within a few days that utilities were NOT paid for. Luckily for him, he went to Milwaulkee for a funeral – he’s been gone ever since. So, he left us to do everything and we had no clue what was going on. The manager started banging on the door and we just hid (give us a break, we’d only been there a week). Later, Joe told us that the owner/manager hadn’t given us keys so were weren’t paying power/water. So, we believe him and everything goes smoothly for a while until the manager got fed up with paying our bills and decided to get a real estate company to manage their building last month. Welp, guess what happened today (02/23/12)? The f*cking power got shut off. We called him immediately and he acted like it was our responsibility to turn it back on! Fuck that! He thinks we’re going to put anything in our name after he’s been lying to us this whole fcking time?! Think again, bitch. He thinks that a one-time payment of 50 dollars for illegal cable is a utility. And, according to people that have known him for years, he is known for pulling little bullshit stunts like this. He’s constantly getting evicted – CAUSE HE’S A FCKING IDIOT!!!
You know how this motherfcker makes rent money? He either spends every day in the local bars trying to swindle people into having him paint murals for them or he rents out his room on [removed]- and that’s just filled with more lies. He overcharges the shit out of honest people just so he can get by a bit further. He still gets the same amount of food stamps that he’s gotten since he was homeless and he has more money than my roommate and I COMBINED. Sure, he’ll come off as a nice guy but as soon as he gets in a position of power over you, or does something “nice” for you..he’ll turn on you and hold it over your head. This dude is the definition of a cocksucking piece of shit. This shitbag is the biggest liar you will EVER meet.