Crusty Chelsea Rice


Chelsea Rice

Chelsea Rice

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the most annoying f*ck i have ever come into contact with. She literally jumps from guy to guy looking for love in the sh*t clubs of Cincinnati like lunar. She can be found at lunar every Wednesday night and Woodys in Clifton every Saturday. She’s a rich daughter of a priest (no lie) who likes to get drunk with her nasty fiends and get destroyed by purple crayons. She’s a 5’2 snookie looking wanna be b*tch with her extensions which go to her muffin top and smells like old beaten leather and dirty fake tan. She posts Vlogs on youtube about stupid sh*t that no one gives a f*ck about except all the loser f*cks who try to sleep with her. She probably has the most annoying voice/personality I’ve ever heard/met. I regret ever meeting this girl period. Definitely avoid at all costs in Cincinnati unless you too are looking for love in the club and can deal with her near retardation.


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  1. February 23, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Anonymous says:

    does she bang white boys too?

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  2. February 23, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    the haus says:

    why doesnt canada have sluts like these

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  3. February 23, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Anonymous says:

    she is beautiful

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  4. February 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    That'd be the BUTT, Bob. says:

    N A S T Y!

    Reply to That'd be the BUTT, Bob.
  5. February 23, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    Dood says:

    Looking at her, makes me want to go to those clubs.
    By the way, if you’re so annoyed with her youtube crap, then don’t watch it?

    Reply to Dood
  6. February 24, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    Huh says:

    Who ever is posting the nice comments must have never had a decent looking girl in their lives that or they must not have noticed her body in the first picture she’s really fat!

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  7. February 24, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    jay says:

    i think someone is just hating on this girl shes beautiful hit me up chelsea… jayhereincincinnati@gmail.com haha lets see how much hatemail i get from this, seriously tho girl whats up these people tellin the truth or not?

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  8. February 25, 2012 at 2:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    Bahaaahaaahaahaaaahaahaahaa.

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  9. February 25, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    PaulyD says:

    I know this girl personally and shes a real nice person and fun to hang around. She doesn’t sleep around with dudes at all. She has respect for herself and others. People are just jealous plain and simple.

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  10. February 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Chelseaaismygirl says:

    Chelsea rice is a bad bitch . I went to high school with her and she is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met . Her YouTube vlogs are actually hilarious . And if you think about it what college freshman doesn’t go to clubs . (;

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  11. February 25, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    Tommy says:

    this filthy whore gave my 30 year old friend herpes beware people double wrap it if ur gonna take the chance

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  12. February 25, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    bo or loves cock says:

    She might be pretty but her gina smells like old moldy crayon and she has the clap

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  13. February 25, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Got shot down didn’t yah!

    Reply to Anonymous
  14. February 26, 2012 at 8:05 am

    dumbass says:

    I feel like this post just blew up in you’re face, because this girl is BEAUTIFUL.

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  15. February 26, 2012 at 8:35 am

    YoungMoney says:

    @ChelsRice i sher twitterrrr

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  16. February 26, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    hahaha what a slut

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  17. February 26, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    anonymous says:

    Chelsea is actually a really nice and sweet person. Obvisously the person who put this up is just jealous.

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    • February 27, 2012 at 2:42 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Shes the most hypocritical person ever … trust me I went to high-school with her. She jumps from friends to friends cause she can’t keep any real ones. And honestly she does have the most annoy voice. Who would be jealous of this whore? I’m surely not I’m just glad I don’t have to see/ hear her anymore … shes the la-hoe-da Snookie

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  18. February 27, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Anonymous says:

    And the only reason why she may seem to be “beautiful ” is because she cakes on 10my layers of makeup … it swear I could scoop off her foundation with a spoon

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    • February 27, 2012 at 11:49 pm

      Anonymous says:

      actually, i’ve seen her without makeup, and she’s one of the most naturally beautiful people i know

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  19. February 27, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i will definately put a ring on that hand….tell her to come down to clifton and visit the penthouse :)

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  20. February 27, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    you're butt says:

    the person who wrote this is most likely on drugs or has some mental issues…. #teamchelsea I LOVE CHELSEA!

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  21. February 27, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    Katie says:

    chelsea is the sweetest girl! she’s never done any wrong to anyone and she does have respect for herself! i’d much rather be friends with her than someone who is rude enough to post something like this about someone. haters gonna hate!

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  22. February 27, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    Sondraaaaaa says:

    This is sad and pathetic that you actually took time out of your day to put this? Don’t you have friends, a job, school, a life in general??? Get over yourself. Momma always says “People who have low self esteem are the ones who sit there and bash everyone” Ha..if you go to UC, you know they do have FREE therapy. Just saying

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  23. February 27, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I’ve known chelsea for about 5 years. I was super close to her once, but we kinda grew a part when I went away to college 2 years ago (which makes me sad) but I know her well enough to say this. Chelsea is one of the sweetest, most kind person I know. She’s funny, smart, and she just likes to be herself. She doesn’t go around like a drunken fool, hook up with random guys, contract any STD’s, or any of these ridiculous things I’ve heard. She is one of the nicest, most genuine people I know, and these statements couldn’t be any more false. but i guess haters gonna hate.

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  24. February 28, 2012 at 7:16 am

    Anonymous says:

    I know Chelsea, i grew up with her, she is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet, when we were younger i was super shy and she always made sure she talked to me :) she’s always so chipper when around people! sure she goes to clubs, but it’s only to have a good time with friends and dance, is ever girl that does that a whore?no. you’re just hatin, and trying to get a reaction cuz you’re a stupid trool so just stop bro. for real. also, she doesn’t sleep around so back off with all that crap

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  25. February 28, 2012 at 7:27 am

    walker says:

    yea this bitch is dumb

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  26. February 28, 2012 at 8:13 am

    ILOVECHELSEA says:

    YOU ARE ALL F*CKING IDIOTS. Chelsea Rice is the greatest person I’ve ever met. She’s beautiful, hilarious, and a great friend. Her makeup is not caked or layered on, she’s naturally gorgeous. Who doesn’t wear makeup though? You’re an idiot.
    She has no STDs, she’s not a filthy whore, and she’s no where close to being fat. Having curves isn’t being fat. She doesn’t have a muffin top and she wears extensions for fun. Leave her the f*ck alone. She does not deserve to be on this website.

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  27. February 28, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Anonymous says:

    Whatever idiot thinks this girl us any where near fat needs the fire smacked out if their face, to call this girl ugly or fat is just plain stupid… Also who cares if she goes to clubs what else is there to do around lame Cincinnati … Someone is just mad they got turned down

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  28. February 28, 2012 at 10:35 am

    wowww says:

    chelsea rice is one of the most respectable girls that graduated from East. She comes from a respectable family and is just a good person. I’ve never ever ever seen her be a horrible person and i’ve known her for 4 years now. I’ve seen her out, and she doesnt try to find love in the club. PERIOD. she tries to be with her girls. so thats hilarious. H I L A R I O U S . her vlogs make me dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they are hilarious. Have you tried to make a vlog and make it funny where everyone wants to watch it? GOODLUCK . and chelsea rice is gorrrgggeous. its like were in high school again because who cares is she wears makeup? all girls do. and everyone goes to the clubs in cincinnati, what else are we supossed to do, all sit in a circle in westchester and sing kumbaya? nooo .
    its sad that jealousy gets this low .
    love you chelseabananas (:

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  29. February 28, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Tiny :) says:

    I love reading all these bull-shit lies about chelsea. I’ve known this chicka since she was in 5th grade, and she’s genuinely sweet and hilarious. And she’s still gorgeous even with out her make up on, which by the way, isn’t that much and she KNOWS how to do her make up right. And the whole thing about being rich? LOL Chelsea works her ass off for her money so she can go buy the things she wants. (And by work, I mean serving at a restaurant)
    And btw the picture at the top is semi old, chelsea is super in shape and looks great. She’s far from fat and always has been!
    Chelsea if you see this, good job on keeping your confidence up and giving all your haters the cold shoulder, its all they deserve!

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  30. February 28, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Rachhhh :) says:

    Wow!! Chelsea is the last person to ever be put on this website… Obviously the person that put her on here doesn’t even know her… Anyone that knows her, even if it’s just a little bit, knows that she’s the sweetest girl ever.. All the negative things said are COMPLETELY not true what so ever… I know her well enough to know that she is one of the most amazing people I know. I just can’t believe how messed up someone can be to put her on here when she doesn’t deserve to be on here AT ALL. Clearly people are jealous.

    I also want to let everyone know I’ve talked to her about this and it doesn’t faze her one bit… She has a strong heart and mind to know that anyone who knows her and loves her knows none of this is true and that’s all that matters. She just laughs at it all… So good try on trying to put her down.. better luck next time!!

    Anyways.. I could honestly go on and on about how great of a person she is but to sum it up I love her dearly and she has so many people that love her and so many people know none of this is true :)

    Check out her blogs!! They are so freakin’ hilarious!! Don’t forget to subscribe to her :)

    p.s. SHOUT OUT to Lunar and Woody’s !!! #SelfDiploma whattttupppp!!! SD has haters but the haters always seem to end up at their events…. hmmmmm that should tell you something.. They have events you won’t be disappointed going to… Look SelfDiploma up on Twitter and Facebook!! yeahyeahyeahyeah.

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  31. February 28, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t there just a school shooting for ‘bullying’. High school, college, who cares this is down right rude ! I don’t even know this girl but whatever she has done to you gives you NO right to do/post something like this. Grow up.

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  32. February 28, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Wow get a life and leave her alone.

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  33. February 28, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    yeahhhh says:

    The only thing I agree with is she jumps from friends to friends… but guess what… everyone does that. We are still young. That’s okay…. Chelsea and I used to be close and now I’m sure she hates me but that’s ok. She doesn’t deserve this what so ever. She is one of the nicest people I knew. This person must be jealous of her . And seriously.. muffin top? She’s not fat at all she’s super fit. Whoever Posted this and actually Believes this crap is seriously delusional.

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  34. February 29, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Anonymous says:

    People who post things on websites like this are complete cowards!! You cant say what you think about the person to their face, dont go speading it on a website that you wont even identify your self! Get a life and if you have a problem with chelsea or anyone else for that matter then say it to their face, not speading slander on a website!

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  35. March 1, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Thisgirlisahoe says:

    whoever made this is awesome enough said. This bitch is dumb.

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  36. March 1, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    Verano (; ( says:

    Okay. So this is by far the dumbest shit. So, let’s be honest . Its not how long you’ve known her or how you guys are so close with her. It’s the fact that no matter what , people are always going to be jealous. And in fact , who isn’t? To keep it in all honesty I even was at one point?!?! Who do you know that hasn’t bitched or complained about this and put it all over the social media?? She did. If anything , she is beautiful , she does wear the prettiest most creative makeup, she carries herself better than any confident woman I know. But inspite of all of that, she is sooo strong. I hope some of you think of what you say before you say it, bc it could take a life . Chelsea, people only try to put you down to better themselves. And I hope as being a friend to you growing up, that I was always there for you. You are amazing. Don’t let anyone tell you different . <3 summer(:

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  37. March 1, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    Verano (; says:

    Okay. So this is by far the dumbest shit. So, let’s be honest . Its not how long you’ve known her or how you guys are so close with her. It’s the fact that no matter what , people are always going to be jealous. And in fact , who isn’t? To keep it in all honesty I even was at one point?!?! Who do you know that hasn’t bitched or complained about this and put it all over the social media?? She did. If anything , she is beautiful , she does wear the prettiest most creative makeup, she carries herself better than any confident woman I know. But inspite of all of that, she is sooo strong. I hope some of you think of what you say before you say it, bc it could take a life . Chelsea, people only try to put you down to better themselves. And I hope as being a friend to you growing up, that I was always there for you. You are amazing. Don’t let anyone tell you different . <3 summer(:

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  38. March 5, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    Chelsea is a whore says:

    Chelsea is a whore-True
    She drinks way to much-True
    All the nice comments on here are probably posted by Chelsea- True

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  39. March 5, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Get a life, really. I mean, if you’re insecure, shallow, and bored, then anyone would bash on a pretty, sweet girl who can’t defend herself. On top of being trash for posting this, you’re also a coward for not saying it to her face. It’s cool though, this is just something to keep her motivated to stay strong and confident. But for the person that posted this, you’ll forever be garbage and the lowlife that had to publically humiliate someone to make yourself feel better. Grow up.

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  40. March 10, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Crain says:

    haha this lame thinks hes bad,kicks rocks you monday

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  41. March 17, 2012 at 10:11 am

    Anonymous says:

    chelsea is beautiful i would marry her tomo if i could.

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  42. May 9, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    daddy says:

    i fucked this girl back in the day she took all 9 inches and said is it in yet! talk about loose

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