THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the other week I was downtown at the famous “Park Street” bar with a bunch of my friends and roomates. Next thing you know, I was approached by about 10 different sorority sl*ts all saying the same sh*t over and over.  DGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!  To make things worse they then would lift their arms in the air and create some retarded symbol describing their jersey chasing sorority. Not only were these girls annoying as hell but they were also hideous. I thought these so called “Jersey Chases” are supposed to catch the eye of a football player. I was sadly mistaken. These girls were all incredibly fat and all just flat out ugly. Every single one of these girls are sluts, ugly, and need to get out of Ohio State so the next DG sorority class can see how many dicks they can fit in their mouths.

**We will be at The Big Bar and Grill February 25th.- JV

Yeah, I am helping some kid write a paper for one of his classes and I told him I would personally fly out for the interview (I am a nice guy). Of course the MoMo’s want to come to bang college chicks.- nik

**Ladies email [email protected] for VIP treatment and free beer on Feb 25.