THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one of the dirtiest sloots in Alleghney County. Her name is Angela Thornton. This sk*nk lives off of welfare and is a doper. She also likes to steal from stores. She’ll have sex with ANYone, even her cousin Will. People say that her baby is really his. That is so nasty. She walks around like she’s better than everyone else but I don’t think she knows that EVERYONE laughs at her cause she’s ugly and we all know about her and her cousin!