THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of your site and love how you always speak the truth. People always stare at me and everyone tells me its because how exotic and beautiful my eyes look. I wanted to see what you think about them and are they really that exotic? Love you Nik!
F*ck your eyes… LaserAway that mustache and Boomerang Uni! Sorry, but I do not want your love.- nik