THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eric Anderies is the biggest douchebag at WSU. He cheated on and beat up his ex girlfriend, and tried to hook up with multiple girls the entire time they were together. He’s a dirty whore and a pathological liar. He has hooked up with at least 60 girls and lies about everything, even when the proof is right in front of his face. He gets spray tans all the time and is desperate to be bro, even though we all know the reason for this desperation is that he’s secretly gay, but you can only hold that in for so long…What’s really pathetic is that Eric has a 4 inch penis and can only last for about 4 minutes. Eric jacks off on the internet for gay men to make money, and he is soon going to San Diego to do gay print. Look it up and you’ll find it’s true. So if you’re a girl, stay away from him unless you want multiple black eyes and to be constantly cheated on and lied to.
Are you sure he likes girls?- nik