THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to submit Rob Clark the soldier that faked his own death because I’ve been hearing around Anchorage that he thinks it’s funny that he caused me (his supposed girlfriend) so much pain. He thinks he has a nice ass. He’s always taking pictures of it and asking other women (probably guys too) what they think of it. He claims Mark Whalberg is his cousin and that he talks to him and Donnie all the time. Can anyone verify this? Who is going to be impressed if Mark was your cousin anyway? He’s a has been. No wonder he’s single. Fucking hairless Midget. He lies constantly to try to get girls. Nik take this cocky soldier down a peg or two. Tell him he needs to PT more. He’s got love handles and he’s getting fat.
Everyone in Alaska says Mark Walberg is their cousin.- nik