He Claims Mark Wahlberg Is His Cousin
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to submit Rob Clark the soldier that faked his own death because I’ve been hearing around Anchorage that he thinks it’s funny that he caused me (his supposed girlfriend) so much pain. He thinks he has a nice ass. He’s always taking pictures of it and asking other women (probably guys too) what they think of it. He claims Mark Whalberg is his cousin and that he talks to him and Donnie all the time. Can anyone verify this? Who is going to be impressed if Mark was your cousin anyway? He’s a has been. No wonder he’s single. Fucking hairless Midget. He lies constantly to try to get girls. Nik take this cocky soldier down a peg or two. Tell him he needs to PT more. He’s got love handles and he’s getting fat.
Everyone in Alaska says Mark Walberg is their cousin.- nik
He does have a nice ass!!! Just sayin!!!!
OK ROB. YOU MUST LIKE TALKING TO YOURSELF
BREE
What a disgusting embarrassment to the military men and women who go overseas to fight for our freedom.
He looks sexy to me
The only one you look sexy to is yourself.
people, when will you learn? self mirror pics are just downright nasty. what is the need to display your faults to the world? people are downright blind.
If I were a dude I’d be all over that.
GROSS! Please don’t post guys’ bodies. It is gross.
His ass looks like a square.
bahahahah what a douche
I’m sorry but a straight guy would never take a picture like this lol
haha That’s what I was thinking… ugh hes nasty i get a really creepy feeling looking at this picture.
Who does this?
not to mention his pointed toe
He’s a creeper for sure too. He thinks he’s worthy of a model type.. He has delusions of grandeur.
You are not my cousin. Stop stalking me now.
That is the most awkward angle ever.
Sorry, dude. GROSS.
If he’s not from Dorchester, MA. He’s NOT his cousin..idiot.
Oh so everybody’s family is born and lives in the same town forever??? Idiot.
He’s a fake soldier too. Hey Sarge, your name tape is on the wrong side and your don’t have your under shirt on. You’re out of reg…
Isn’t it a mirror picture? (It’d be reversed). I’m pretty sure these types of pictures are not reg!
HE IS NO SOLDIER! GO TO 7-11 AT 3AM AND SEE WHO IS WORKING THERE? LOL
is this poster calling markie mark a has been?? are you kidding?
Yeah he’s pretty much washed up. Betty White is more relevant in Hollywood than him.
I’d rather stare at Rob Kardashian’s ass, thanks.
Hes not even a soldier. He should be reported for impersonating one.
His name tapes are reversed. US Army needs to be above the left breast pocket and the last name needs to be above the right breast pocket. He isn’t even wearing the standard issue tan shirt under his ACU top and for some strange reason… wearing a boonie cap in garrison.
POSER!
U.S. Army is on the left breast pocket and and the name is on the right. The picture was taken facing a mirror which reverses everything.
First of all no real man will ever take a phone picture of him from behind. He has to be Army.
His ass is the nicest part of him, but it’s nothing special.
He is a real soldier. Was in the Army for a long time, then went to the Air Force Reserves. Sorry. About the name tapes, ya they’re on the wrong side, and… Not proud to say I know him upon seeing this, but he is one hell of a crew chief. So haters can hate, and the stalker chic can keep on being heartbroken, Happy Valentines Day. Seriously though Sarg, quit sending pics of your bum to people. You’re better than that. Oh and Mark Wahlberg being his cousin…
Oh please nobody is stalking his lame ass. I had to dig deep into my inbox to find these pictures. He’s just getting his just desserts. He’s a liar. Plain and simple. The hearbreak was last year. I’m over it now. If he’s a good Sarge he wouldn’t lie about dying. In order to hate, there must be something to hate on. You look stupid defending yourself. Only Rob says BUM. If you want to talk face to face I’ll be at Club Paris on a date with a great guy I met on OK Cupid. Oh and my Dad is still working on my case BTW in case you are wondering.
Oh please nobody is stalking you lame ass. I had to dig deep into my inbox to find these pictures. I had almost forgot about you until an old friend called me up. You are getting your just desserts. You are a liar. I owed it to you to put you on here. You are lucky I didn’t post the little dick pictures you sent me. How you have to stroke for an hour or more to make your tiny dick even three inches!! The hearbreak was last year.I’m over it now. We never even met. We chatted online and I went to an institution to clean up. I was a mess, I’ll admit it. But to get hit with news that your internet bf had died was hard for me at that time. I had to saty there months longer to deal with it. I blamed myself for so long. If he’s a good Sarge he would tell a girl to get lost instead of faking an elaborate death. My friend told me she knew it wasn’t true because there was nothing in the papers about it. I guess I’m gullible. Still what you did was wrong. You lost out. I’m clean now. I’m working. I’m healthy and working out. You will never be able to get anything close to me again.
I’m sure there is a reason why women run away from him. If I ever did meet him I’d laugh in his face. He would not have the balls to approach me. I’m over it now. If he’s a good Sarge he wouldn’t lie about dying. In order to hate, there must be something to hate on. You look stupid defending yourself. Only Rob says BUM. And you look even dumber to try to pretend you are not at least working on post. Our mutual friend’s fiance is higher ranked than you. Currently he is deployed but when he gets back in April. Good luck to you Sarge. If you want to talk face to face I’ll be at Club Paris on a date with a great guy I met on OK Cupid. Oh and my Dad is still working on my case BTW in case you are wondering.
Bree my last name is not mccL
He’s a disgrace to the Wahlberg family, if he is their cousin, but he’s probably lying. Lame.
Who gives a f*ck about those worthless shanty Irish? The only successful men out of that family are ugly talentless hacks.
Yeah he’s a liar. I just laughed about it when I found out. I knew. Alaska always posts the death of a soldier stationed here. At first I felt bad but come on.. How long did we really know him? He is just an example of another asshole that has to lie on the internet to make people think he’s worth something. My life didn’t stop over it. But I agree. To lie about dying when someone is in recovery is a shit thing to do. He’ll get his karma coming back to him. Don’t you worry. We rekindled our friendship again so at least something good has come out of this despicable mess.
We will talk more.
He probably thinks he’s famous now and that this will help him “get chicks”. I’m so glad I never let this guy around my kids…
He looks asian.
yeah he does smell like noodles
He sounds like a munchkin when he talks. He must carry a bottle of helium around to suck on or something. LOL. Next.
The fact that he thinks he’s being stalked instead of being put on blast just shows you how his mind works.
he looks gay
He IS gay.
Oh almost forgot, his name isn’t Rob, it’s Klickatat, lol, for real, that’s his first name
Okay. Sure Robert Clark. Just like your “daughter’s” name isn’t Sequoya. We all laugh at you.
Whatever his name is. He’s attached. He uses all these sites to cheat on his girl. Someone who’s in the Army better get on this and get this guy busted for conduct or whatever. His name should be vienna sausage. He’s gross, mentally unstable, and a douchebag. He’s going to get his.
He is in the Air Force Reserve working on the F-22. He is married and shacks up with young girls even though he is in his thirties. Maybe he lies about his age aswell as his name. His real name being Clark Klickatat.
whatever you keep telling yourself. I know a son of an 0 9.. nobody’s heard of you. We know exactly where you are. You’ll know soon enough.
They wouldn’t post the comment with the YOUTUBE video link. Type in SOLDIER FAKES HIS DEATH see what comes up on youtube. Some symp crying like a bitch. Try to say it isn’t you now.
Haha I’m pretty sure he tried to get me to talk to him on a dating site. I remember him saying that Walberg was his cousin
The list is loooooooooong at how many times he struck out. Even better, while he claims to have all these standards……the chicks he does fuck are BEAT! Charity, and Bianca,.. I mean come on! He also claims he was sexually abused and left to die in the Arizona desert. I don’t know on what planet those kinds of lies will help you get a woman. He needs help. He’s so dumb continuing his lies. We know where you are, who you are, hell who your CO even is. I just wanted to see if a sincere apology would happen. And it didn’t. He’s more concerned with being caught. So, let’s help him along for Conduct Unbecoming.
Never seen a guy take a picture of there ass, :s , kinda gay.
He’s obsessed with his own ass. Someone should buy him a dildo to stick up there. Look! See there? All he has to do is bend over a tad bit more and his positioning would be perfect!
…maybe that’s what’s in the bag
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