THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh Nik, I am SHOCKED this Scab hasn’t made it on here yet! Meet Julie Lawrence, the only other thing that smells nastier then Brooks is the scent from this chicks legs. She Works at the Zoo ( a strip bar here in Brooks) and her main goal in High school was to become a porn star, that was until she was told that she has a face for radio, hahahahaha!  She decided to get a boob job a couple years back thinking it would help her get guys, but the only thing it did was making her the lauging stock of this whole city, ESPECIALLY since she went back a few weeks ago to get her implnats even bigger. She couldn’t even keep her husband satisfied, he ended up f*cking a stripper from her work in the back room! hahahahahaha! She is best friends with another dirty on here; the infamous Claire Rae, that says alot, and not only does this skank think she is the hottest thing around here, if you have a line of blow, or a bottle or russian Vodka, you know you’ll be getting siome.  Whens she’s not busy being a groupie to every low life band that plays at the bar, you can find her taking duckface pictures of herself and applying a no name spray tan making her look like a OOmpa Loopma! What do you think?

She looks like a younger version of Dirty Celeb Krusty from Newport.- nik