THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to ask you something about Miami since you have been there once or twice yourself. I graduated back in May and started my current job which pays me $115,000 salary per year, not including my bonus that was just north of 250k for 6 months of work here. Anyway, finally have money to spend and do something with my life, I put myself through college and thanks to the adderall addiction I picked up I had no problem partying and focusing on school and working a job. I’m going to Miami for Ultra week in March, flying out 4 girls and myself. No cock blocking and I plan on plowing all 4 of them at the same time(I know they are working girls, they just haven’t admitted it yet). I’ve been doing my research about the people and culture, how much Ultra will cost and I had to get a table at LIV since I heard on your radio show about how great it is. The way I see it, every penny I spend on this trip, is paying myself back for 6 hard years of school… time to reward myself. I found this video, and I had to ask you, are the girls really that f*cking annoying out there?
It will be the best week of your life and regardless it will be a tax write off.- nik
Iraida says:
yes we do speak like this which is so funny because its true what Nik said youre going to want to move to miami after you come down to party and then youre going to realize that you can’t handle it hahahaha
to Iraidapeanut says:
forget ultra. surfcomber pool parties
to peanutGLove says:
I don’t think the IRS would agree w u Nik
to GLoveLucky1 says:
LMFAO!!! Great way to start the morning =D funny ass video
to Lucky1Tim says:
What industry do u work in ?
to TimStupid People says:
FULL…..OF……SHIT. Either you work for a rich daddy or you’re just a 30K milli making shit up hoping it sticks to the wall so you can tell all your internet friends your BS story (much like every single one) made it on the dirty. LOL cocksucker.
to Stupid PeopleKim says:
School could mean law school, in which case, if it was a good school and the OP’s grades were good, it could be plausible…except for the bonus, which is not.
Anyway, Miami girls are that annoying, which is why I moved away years ago. Great city for a superficial lifestyle filled with plastic, but it sure gets old fast.
to Kimpeanut says:
law firms don’t pay that. any first yr lawyer no matter how great firm is. it’s a lie or hedge fund bonus
to peanutHammer says:
Another broke OP living in his parent’s house who is too stupid to even put together a realistic scenario or income structure. Hey dunce, there is a reason you are a loser: you are not intelligent and don’t process thoughts like intelligent people do. That’s why this post is so easy to spot as fake.
to HammerAnonymous says:
right on, sounds like the ghetto that is miami beach is perfect destination for him then. LOL
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
That’s Miami!
to AnonymousS4L says:
this vid is actually really funny
to S4LRUNVS says:
Video = 100% accurate
to RUNVSPost = 100% Fabrication
Fred Farkel says:
How true.
I would comment but I am at a complete loss for words.
to Fred FarkelAnonymous says:
is it me or are 80 pct of the posts these days filled with porta potty fabrications and tranny’s? i thought nik “screened” what is submitted
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
miami beach is a ghetto… perfect destination
to Anonymouskaren says:
i think its hot how they talk lmao
to karenAnonymous says:
liv SUCKS!! WORST NIGHTCLUB EVER–GO TO MIA FOR A REAL CLUB
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Why fly 4 girls ,,, if you have that kinda cash get them here idiot . Miami is a 5 k – 6k trip and having a ball
to AnonymousTheTruthHurts says:
He didn’t mention he either a) calls the boss ‘Dad’ or b) wears knee pads.
to TheTruthHurtsPoster, you BS as much as Nik. Tax write-off? Sure.
Anonymous says:
it’s porta potty money. Saudi girls poop too;)
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Hahahahaha… Douchebag is like 5 people full of shit.
to AnonymousMiami'sFinest says:
PLEASE come to miami and blow all your money, esp at LIV. We need tourist guys like you to keep the industries in business so that all the locals can continue to party like rockstars…for cheap/free.
PS-yes, that video is accurate. We are that obnoxious. Love it or hate it, you’ll still be back every year to vacay and deplete your bank accounts
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