Jeff Hecht Of Montreal Alouettes Swears He Is God


Jeff Hecht of Montreal Alouettes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he thinks he’s hot sh*t just because he plays for the Montreal Alouettes. All he likes to talk about is himself and how good of a catch he is but the truth is he’s not a catch, he’s the biggest asshole I know. He has no consideration or respect for other people. Everything has to be just about him and if it’s not about him, he doesn’t give a f*ck. He’s also a woman hitter. Jeff Hecht, in the end all you’ll have is yourself so I guess it’s a good thing that you love yourself way too much.

If you are wondering what an Alouette is… it has something to do with Canadian Football (CFL). Basically where college players who don’t make the NFL go to die.- nik


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  1. February 23, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    CANA DA Strong says:

    What is the CFL? haha just kidding. I almost didn’t get my tickets this year. But I did. because it is the cheapest ticket in Canada and the Stampeders are going to win the Grey Cup this year. What is the Grey Cup you ask? It is the Super Bowl’s young retarded half brother from an estranged ginger step parent.

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    • February 29, 2012 at 8:57 pm

      anonymous says:

      How dare you write something like this when Jeff was at Cody’s funeral at the same time. You are a BITCH? SHAME ON YOU. I hope you get yours one day soon maybe Tim will wake up and smell the coffee to see what a cold heartless bitch you really are. Jeff did not deserve this from you.

      c

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    • February 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm

      Nik's balding head says:

      ready for your history lesson? Grey Cup has been around since 1909, the super bowl was first played in 1969.

      So, who copied who??? hmmmm that’s a head scratcher isn’t it??

      Reply to Nik's balding head
  2. February 23, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    Anonymous says:

    CFL is a joke and so it this piece of shit

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  3. February 23, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    lol Failed players? You mean like Flutie and Warren Moon?

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  4. February 23, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Anonymous says:

    He looks extremely GAY!

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  5. February 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Blue and Gold says:

    Swaggerville baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. February 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Donutt says:

    Hahahhahha CFL is alright. I’d still prefer to watch an American game any day, as much as I hate to say it, but still. And yeaaaa Stamps <3 <3

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  7. February 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    the truth says:

    Just minutes prior to the photo being taken, that beer bottle was shoved deep inside his poop shoot. Hense the big grin :)

    Reply to the truth
    • February 26, 2012 at 5:53 pm

      I'm Your Conscience!!!! says:

      To the truth,
      I’m your conscience your moral actions that night so wrong what type of person are you? How can you live with yourself day to day? If I was you I could not live with myself for even posting this photo on this site. How little you must think of yourself!! Not all women are like you and thank GOD for that!! You are so insecure with your relationship that you cant even let your man go and grieve with his friends. I am a women myself and would never do that to the man I Love I have to much respect for him and myself. From one women to another you should go and speak to someone about your problems. May God forgive you for what you have done.

      I’m Your Conscience, see you around

      Reply to I'm Your Conscience!!!!
  8. February 23, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    nadine says:

    Why is this posted in Edmonton if he plays for the Alouettes?? lol

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  9. February 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Straight up disgusting. This dude makes me want to puke.

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  10. February 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like STU FOORD

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  11. February 23, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    jay says:

    Yeah NFL needs 4 downs to get 10 yards , CFL does 3

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  12. February 23, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    gearhead grrl says:

    ‘Alouette’ is Canadian for ‘lark’, otherwise known as ‘dinner’ to larger birds such as hawks, raptors, eagles, falcons, you get the picture. Way to set yourself up for failure. There’s even a children’s song that we all learned in high school French class about all the ways to humiliate a lark… Je te plumerais!
    Geez. You-all need better team names up there in the Great White North Eh.

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  13. February 23, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Cynthia says:

    100% forgy

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  14. February 24, 2012 at 3:04 am

    The Truth says:

    Isn’t his Mom Lena Larsen?

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  15. February 24, 2012 at 9:59 am

    deanzy says:

    You guys r so full of shyt. He is a great guy n bitches r just jelious cuz he dont want u. This is the realist man i kno and.he.tells it straight.

    Reply to deanzy
    • February 25, 2012 at 3:06 am

      Anonymous says:

      *are, not r
      *shit, not shyt
      *and, not n
      *jealous, not jelious
      *because, not cuz
      *don’t, not don’t
      *most real, a realist is something different
      *know, not kno

      Too many helmet to helmet hits, or what?

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  16. February 24, 2012 at 11:26 am

    LISA LEE says:

    f*cking gross!!!

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  17. February 24, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Anonymous says:

    What’s the big deal?!? Nobody’s seen a hot CFL player outta their gear?!?! Lookin’ pretty gooood from over here :D sorry to hear about the circumstance! Let’s get some REAL DIRT ON THE DIRRRRTYYYYY!!!!

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  18. February 25, 2012 at 3:08 am

    Anonymous says:

    Does he only hang out with people with head injuries or is grammar class different for football players?

    Reply to Anonymous
  19. February 25, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Brenda. R says:

    To the girl who posted this: And we all know who you are!!
    I hope your boyfriend gets rid of you. While he’s laying his bestfriend and roomate to rest you post something like this. You’re the scumbag! Jeff says it like it is, you either love him or you dont. We love him! he’s a confident, funny, loveable guy. And not only should you post an apology to Jeff, you should apologize to all of cody’s friends. This wasnt the time or place to post something like this.
    PS. By posting these lies you’ve ruined any chance of your boyfriends friends excepting you into their group.

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  20. February 26, 2012 at 12:54 am

    Anonymous says:

    idk any of you or him and i don’t really care BUT i’m wondering if you can write english properly or if you’re french cause i could BARELY make out what you wrote…it reminds me of my 4 yr old nephew when he speaks:/

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    • February 29, 2012 at 5:06 pm

      Anonymous says:

      In reference 2 ur “proper English comment” btw (by the way) English is capitalized… so is French for that matter.4 (for) us, the words used are merely a time-save and use of the ever-evolving diverse English language in contemporary times within the online network. We are not utilizing our career-seeking diction to defend a man who has been entirely wronged mainly for the reasons set out above but also because this evaluation is beyond the points that have already been mentioned – if you have trouble deciphering the message, feel free to seek assistance from your 4 yr. (year) old nephew! On the other hand, if your 4 yr. (year) old nephew is using English in his speech that mimics the content set out in this blog feed, do not worry too much… there are psychologists and speech therapists available! Yikes, sorry to hear about his linguistic barriers at such a young age! Perhaps it may be due to the adults in his life influencing him???? hmmmmm… people who “don’t really care” about people for the simple reason of humanity cannot be great for any 4 year old child… food for thought!

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  21. February 26, 2012 at 3:58 am

    Anonymous says:

    so youre saying he is a women beater? lol

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  22. February 27, 2012 at 4:09 am

    goofs says:

    yo r u guys fukkin kiddig me. this dudes BEST FRIEND just died … like put him on blast when hes already goin through somethin brutal. FUKK UR SOOO COOOOL. buncha fukkin idiots u r.
    ROT IN HELL GOOFS

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  23. February 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    K says:

    OP is a gold digging bitch and our friend is retarded for putting up with her shit. You are too good for her disrespectful dumb ass. We will accept you back when you are single and laugh about what a mistake it was…hopefully that is soon.

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  24. February 27, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    K says:

    For the spelling/grammar police:
    - Friend dies Sunday morning
    - Five friends for 15 years gather to mourn
    - Friend’s gold digging girlfriend comes out
    - Friend’s girlfriend walks into the bar and asks “why everyone is so sad?”
    - We put up with that and also put up with her trying to make out with our friend all night(her boyfriend)
    - Girlfriend complains of being “tired” followed by the statement “i just wanna f*cking party”
    - She is asked to leave, no big deal, we are trying to have an evening together remembering our friend of 15-20 years
    - Our friend(her boyfriend) does not take her home
    - Instead Jeff and her get in an argument where she calls him an asshole, he calls her a bitch and ends with her slapping him in the face and him kind of slapping her back
    - We just wanted her to leave, her disrespect of the situation was negative energy that nobody needed
    - To us the whole unfortunate situation was over, we thought less of our friend, but it was over
    - While we are at our best friends funeral, she takes a picture off of our friend’s camera and posts it to this site creating a whole new situation
    - Our friend fails to deal with this as well, choosing not to get in the middle of it. Terrible choice.
    - Friend’s girlfriend is a disrespectful bitch and we are hoping he breaks up with her very soon so we can have him back and she can end up miserable and alone

    This may not format,but at least your spelling will be decent. F*ck you format nerds.

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  25. February 28, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Consideration or Respect? Bitch have you looked up the definition? Who in their right mind walks into the bar after Jeff’s best friend dies and says “why is everyone so sad?” then goes on to say “I just wanna party” Is this considerate or respectful? Last time I check umm HELL NO! My opinion you DESERVED to be hit!!! You are scum, the layer of dirt or froth on the surface of liquid! I feel sorry for you, truly do! If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call! Being a heartless bitch is never easy is it? What made you think choosing the path of a victim was going to be an easy one? This is going to be painful for you. It isn’t all spewing poisoned pen notes about your victimized past, sure THAT is easy! What is hard is building a life, and changing yourself! NOT HIM. You have to change!

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  26. February 28, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Ur all a bunch of idiots

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  27. February 28, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Considerate or Respect? Bitch have you looked up the definition? Who in there right mind walks into the bar after Jeff’s best friend dies and says “why is everyone so sad.” the says “I just wanna party” Is this considerate or respectful? I think NOT, it’s inconsiderate and disrespectful! In my opinion you DESERVED to be hit! You are scum, the layer of dirt or froth on the surface of liquid. I feel sorry you for and your existence! If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call! Being a heartless bitch is never easy is it? What made you think choosing the path of being a victim was going to be easy? This is going to be painful for you. It isn’t all spewing poisoned pen notes about your victimized past, sure that is easy! What is hard is building a life, and changing yourself! NOT HIM! Have a nice life trying to change yourself!

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  28. February 28, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Consideration & Respect? Do you even have the intelligence to look up the definition? Who in there right mind walks into a bar after Jeff’s best friend dies and says “why is everyone so sad?” then says “I just wanna party” Is this considerate or respectful? My opinion is you DESERVED to be hit! You are what we call scum; the layer of dirt or froth on the surface of liquid! I really do feel sorry for you! If you ever need an outfit to match the stick up your *ss, give me a call! Being a heartless *itch is never easy is it? What made you think choosing the path of being a victim was going to be easy? This is going to be painful for you. It isn’t all spewing poisoned pen notes about your victimized past, sure THAT is easy. What is hard is building your pathetic life, and changing yourself! NOT JEFF’S! Good luck in your pathetic life! Really you have to change and maybe you’ll feel better about yourself!

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  29. March 7, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Zhallie Octavo. You are a terrible person. This has accomplished nothing beyond you looking like an absolute ignorant bitch and your boyfriend is a coward. You’ll get what you deserve out of all of this because anyone who does something like this the day her own boyfriends best friend dies deserves the karma coming her way. I just hope one day you realize how selfish you are and what an ugly person you are to do this.

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  30. March 11, 2012 at 8:20 am

    Anonymous says:

    Trailer trash, yup.

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  31. March 12, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Anonymous says:

    This is ridiculous. How do you people even know that these postings are true?? Before we go bashing and hating on people maybe you should know the TRUTH first.

    Because the truth is that the “lady” (cunt) who posted this, posted this because she was spiteful that her bf was with Jeff and his friends. Her bf wasn’t with her because his best friend passed away. The day she posted this, Jeff was at his funeral. Good grief.

    I’m truly disgusted.

    ***Maybe next time we see somebody on this site we’ll stop and think that maybe it’s the person who posted this crap that should be on here!!***

    Read the comments a bit farther down.. then you’ll see who the real LOSER is! =)

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  32. March 19, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    f*ck you Zhallie says:

    Zhallie you are a messed up fag. You treat all of your friends,family and men like shit and no wonder nobody likes you! You have problems so go back to where you came from you inconsiderate little slut.

    Reply to f*ck you Zhallie
    • March 20, 2012 at 8:53 am

      Coxvo says:

      Oh I agree! Treats her family like the trash. Only talks to them when she needs help and her family loves her to death. She is her only number 1 and if you get hurt but this woman I pity you very much.

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  33. March 19, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Lol!!!!!! says:

    Zhallie Octavo is no doubt someone who would do this. She is heartless!

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  34. March 20, 2012 at 7:48 am

    hahahahah says:

    I went to school with this guy, he really is a douchebag! Nice pic though (NOT!!!) lol

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  35. March 28, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    The Truth says:

    Lena Larsen’s baby boy?

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  36. April 14, 2012 at 6:01 am

    Big D says:

    RIP Cody!
    Jeff is kind of a douche but has a good heart.
    But the girl that wrote this has some serious moral issues, and seems semi crazy

    Reply to Big D

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