THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kelsea Oliver, at first glance seems like a real bad*ss chick. She’s very intelligent, beautiful, and for the most part responsible. Of course, that’s coming from her best friend that she threw to the side like it was nothing. I on the other hand, have watched this girl treat my good friend like sh*t for years. She’s her best friend one day and as soon as she was away for a second Kelsea would be talking sh*t behind her back. It was years before she ever got the nerve to start saying her sh*t to peoples’ faces, and even now she barely has the balls to do so. Kelsea Oliver is a hypocrite – she demands respect and consideration from everyone and their mother, yet gives almost none to anyone, mostly her friends. she’s more courteous to a bum than she is to her own friends. When she advises her friends, it’s not oh hey girl I’ve been through this, take it from me, it’s “oh wow you’re still doing that, i went through that ‘phase’ years ago. cutting you out of my life now.” and she will do that to her closest friends. She walks around thinking she’s the most thug white b*tch in corpus, really does wish she was black, makes a conscious effort to make black friends, and always has a fake smile and spiel to put in your face and ears at a bar, or any situation really. She is the epitome of a mean girl, and you can never trust her with secrets. She is also ashamed of recently having an abortion. How about we get some of these babies and throw the cookies at her or leave them on her doorstep/car?  Now as far as her mothering skills go now, she’s basically raising her child to be a little hipster, chasing after every trendy parenting technique there is, and instead of just spending her time with her baby after she’s done with her homework, maybe allowing herself a night a week to party, she pawns her kid off on her family for days and days and days at a time, then throws a fit like they’re in the wrong when they get frustrated watching him all the time so she can go party. Other than that, fantastic mother.