THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, so this Sara Markowski girl has been posted here before for being a little bit ditsy, and maybe sl*tty, I dunno. Either way, I opened up facebook the other day and this is the first thing I see on my news feed. Now, I’m no genius but after reading all the porta-potty posts recently, I get the feeling this girl’s gullability has gotten the best of her. In my opinion, the job description paints an image of her on a cruise ship stairing up at a hairy butthole pretending to enjoy the defamation that’ll soon occur. It sounds very craigslist-esque. What are your two cents, is she gonna be modeling with our without being covered in bodily fluids?
I smell a Porta Potty.- nik
Anonymous says:
Whoever took the time to write this probably a fat sweaty slut who could use a little more cum on her second chin.
to Anonymousbaha! says:
pretty sure this girl lives in st albert…. and has def already been posted
to baha!unkel Jak says:
Tyler Stephen is proud of her
to unkel JakAnonymous says:
The person who posted this is clearly jealous. Don’t tell me if you were beautiful enough to get a modeling jon where you traveled the world you wouldn’t be happy. Sara is far from unintelligent, he happy loving personality may come off as bubbly but far from dumb. I’ve known this girl for most of my life, and she is a respectful honest person and these posts arent a far representation. So whoever wrote this I truly feel bad for your self esteem and wish you had as much confidence as Sara does.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Thats exactly the job shes going for;
A Modeling Jon
haha idiot.
Future Porta Potty – hoe-fo-sho.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
This chick is gonna get pooped & pee’d on by hairy Arabs & Eurotrash.
to AnonymousLeelo says:
promotional modeling for what? thats funny
to LeeloAnonymous says:
i guess she wouldn’t be lying to her parents if she said, “mom! dad! i am going into plumbing for a part time job!”
her dad will glow, “thats my girl, plumbers make a good living!”
to AnonymousK'UNIT says:
THIS GIRLS DIRT,
to K'UNITInvited her to a house party in Lewis Estates and this dumb bitch wouldn’t stop following my boyfriend around like a lost little puuppy. Once everyone was drinking and already wasted not knowing i’m the guys girlfriend, she decides to ask him where the washroom is and pulls his hand & says ” show me ” . I see them go up the stairs, after a few minutes i go up to see what’s going on because he should have been down stairs. & here i run into this little whore on her knees in the bathroom while my boyfriend is leaning back against the sink and she’s trying to unzip his pants . DIRTY SKANKKKKKK !
JaundicedEye says:
You should have waited a couple minutes more so you could have watched her drink from your trough.
to JaundicedEyeEdgerton says:
…and your boyfriend was so classy in this situation.
to EdgertonAnonymous says:
Lmfao have they seen her body yet????not to bad of a face but my god her body is full of cottage cheese from the neck down. I’m a a chick with class and I wouldn’t go out in half the shit she wears…… So my guess is she might be a real low cost purple crayon escort!!!! An escort that lives on welfar, go getter done girl
to AnonymousM says:
defecation not defamation retard lol, defamation actually is what YOU ARE MOST LIKELY DOING BY submitting this post without proper proof she is doing porta potty sh*t, but since u didnt really shout her out and accuse her of it ur just takin a guess it isnt too defamatory…..jus sayin’ yooooooooo
to MAnon says:
I stand corrected
to AnonPUKE says:
This chick is FAT and deranged !!! LOL not only is her body busted but so is her face..PUKE! Get ur teeth fixed pig.
to PUKEFred farkelY says:
Yes she will be working promo on the cavalli yacht..
Enjoy the plastic sheets
to Fred farkelYRp says:
20 bucks to pee on her
to Rpdumb. says:
People who post on this site really need to get a life.
to dumb.Especially when they post someone TWICE.
I’m not a fan of this girl, but seriously.
Anonymous says:
Has she modeled before? If she doesn’t have a professional portfolio anywhere that she could get hired from or an agency then she’s either a porta potty or she flying to some creepy photographers house to get murdered. I am a professional and successful model and I had to work my ass off and be pretty well-known before I got flown to my jobs. She better be careful! If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She’s probably going to end up being a sex traffic whore in some random country. What a shame
to AnonymousRUSURE says:
Are you sure any of this is relevant??? Met this girl last night. I don’t know where you’re getting your information from on her.. Stunning body and I didn’t see no pig teeth? And props to her for her personality towards new people!
to RUSUREtk says:
I feel sorry for the sad sack of shit that took the time to write this. If i ever find out who wrote this i will personally come break your jaw. You should feel blessed that you remain anonymous, because you`re too big of a bitch to have the ballls to say who you are. Reply to my post and I will come find you, and it will be my pleasure to smash your face into the ground.
to tklol says:
hahaha, you and what army? I love keyboard warriors. The poster doesnt even bash the girl, sounds more concerned. She finds a job that sounds too good to be true, so it probably is. It pays off to do your homework before accepting job offers with descriptions that include “model, promotion, travel”. The post itself is a guess/assumption, and is more innocent than 99.9% of the posts on the site. Sounds like a big joke tbh. Seems like you need to blow off some steam, so go spank the monkey and cheer up. NOBODY should ever take this shit seriously.
to lolAnonymous says:
is this really dirty.com worthy?
to Anonymousanonymous says:
its sad what some people hate on other people for
to anonymousBailey says:
Sara is actually a beautiful intelligent young lady who carries herself quite well. Anyone who claims she’s fat is retarded and blind lol. She isn’t at all. She got a job modeling because she models. She is actually going places wether it be for her beauty or her brains because she has both! Seriously, some people are quite dim witted and have way low self esteem.
to BaileyAnonymous says:
working as a bar tender doesnt make you intelligent. This chick is trash. Made her cry in the bathroom at a pub in st.albert, then she continued crying because she f*cked a friend of mine, and her boyfriend found out that night. what a hag. She doesnt have the best face. I dont remember her being fat though. Let the bitch learn. “Modelling” for her will turn to porn ahah. Just give her enough booze.
to Anonymouslol says:
her face actually resembles that of a turtle if you really think about it
to lolanon says:
ewww twisted kilt hoe. lets get all those attention whore bitches on here
to anonSarahm says:
omgggg . Really ?
to SarahmSara is the nicest , sweetest , SKINNIEST girl ever .
chillllout .
Meghan says:
Some people are so pathetic. I don’t know Sara that well but all the times that I have bumped into her she’s been the kindest sweetest girl. I guess the bitch who put her on here can’t stand to see people succeed in something as great as modelling because who ever posted this probably doesn’t stand a chance. Keep your head up Sara.
to Meghanhmm says:
I was having a funny convo with my girl the other day and she also mentions something about nasty broads who go and get payed to get pooped on she said she saw it somewhere but forgot where, any idea where she might have seen this?? It’s almost to sick to be true lol.
to hmm