Piece Of Trash
THE DIRTY ARMY: This douche-bag is nothing but a worthless piece of trash. His name is Andrew Lawrence Porter. He thinks he is hot shit and he’s nothing. He uses women to get what he wants and fills their head full of nothing but lies. This dude isn’t going anywhere and life and never will. This guy is nothing but a predator out to get in any girls pants he can. Your a disgrace to our country. In this pic is him thinking hes something at the bar he works out, even though hes some big air-force hot shot but yet works at a bar now.
A gay bar at that.
OMG i took his load down my throat right afer i left Mosaic(wihtout tipping) last friday nite.
This guy may be a veteran but thats no excuse for the people he has used and treated like the dirt of the earth. He calls exes in the middle of the night to remind them they’ve “lost the best thing they’ve ever had”. Come om guy, you’re the ex for a reason, stick to your bar sluts and let those once unfortunate women get their sleep.
lmfao I totally know this tool! He think he is so hot and he looks like a retarded bird, shoulda posted a side shot of that shnoz. *puke*
ive seen several dumbasses fall for this douchebag. he’s a bigger drama queen than joan rivers. I see him air-drumming to blink 182 songs by himself in bars. douchebag.
balls. cake.
andrew is a sweet guy i think someone might be a bit jealous or scorn—<3 you andrew
You’ve got to be kidding….the fact you adore him sickens me. Get to know him and you’ll be singing a different tune. There’s a reason his fiance cheated on him. Hes never known an honest relationship.
Aww, someone is mad they couldn’t keep his attention. I know the guy quite well. I know how he is with women and to be honest, if I were in his shoes, I would be the same way. Career military and relationships don’t go hand in hand. Sure, he goes from girl to girl.. but the girls he actually gets to know and like.. he sticks around. He’ll meet a girl, think she’s cool and attractive and then he becomes extremely annoyed by them for one reason or another, and on to the next one. This is one of his best friends, Chris. So before you go putting me on blast, I’ve known him since we were 11. (No, not Chris B) Whoever posts negative stuff about people here, are you still in highschool? Seriously. Grow up, get a life and mind your own business.
LOL The funny thing is when he was in he air force he use to talk bad about people that worked at a bar. HE said they couldnt even make enough money to put gas in his suv. Andrew yes can be nice, When he wants in your parents or oh wait no thats about it. LOL the real joke is the person standing up for him.
The Trash that posted this about Andrew used his middle name. This person is obviously a woman who’s upset because Andrew wouldn’t give her the time of day unless it was with his dick. He is a man. A lot of men (and women) like to sleep around. You can’t sit there and seriously try to base your hateful post off of the fact that he “Uses Women”. We all use each other in one way or another. So get over yourselves.
“He uses women to get what he wants and fills their head full of nothing but lies.” – retard who posted this.
Seriously…? Haven’t you ever dated around and just not found what you are looking for? Does he really have to settle down with any chick that spreads her legs? It’s called “dating” for a reason.
“In this pic is him thinking hes something at the bar he works out, even though hes some big air-force hot shot but yet works at a bar now.”
Do us all a favor and STOP posting on this site. You make no sense and you’re too lazy to type the word “Picture”. You obviously think he’s something because you were desperate enough to stalk him, get one of his photos, and then make an entire hate post dedicated to him. Ha. Bitch, please.
You’re all a bunch of haters. Get a life.
I know, Right!?!
I know this is the internet and all, but did the person who submitted this even go to school? I could barely read what was written. It’s not just spelling and grammar, it’s the fact that the complete wrong words are used.
Thanks for serving our Country for as long as you did, Andrew. Sorry that you had to protect trash such as the person who would post this about you. Sounds like their freedom wasn’t worth fighting for.
Karma will get this jealous bitch back in the end.
Trust me. This guy IS going places.
Wow. High school much? Just because some guy dumped you, you think that makes it ok to jump on the internet and talk shit? How old are you? How about you put some facts and proof up when you try (albeit pathetically) to put someone on blast. Maybe you should be thankful that men and women like this guy go and put their LIVES on the line so you can run your stupid hate filled mouth. I find it almost sad that someone uses this guys behavior for his obviously slut ex fiancé cheating on him, yet dogs him out for panty hoping. That’s what most guys do. Just because he either didn’t want to get in yours, or stay in yours, does not mean you should post stupid shit about this guy.
Oh- and “joe perez”- obviously the bar in this picture isn’t Mosaic, so you being a non tipping asshole is all on you. How many times have YOU been the target of this website? Quite a few, I’m sure.
Mainly this guy is clinically crazy. Seriously. Stay away from him.
I am sure there will be people to stick up for him… BUT the fact remains he was a tool in high school and he is a tool now. He thinks his shit don’t stink. He only got worse after serving our country… it’s a shame really. You’d think he would learn the value of life and the people in it. I personally saw him post about lining people up and murdering them. Can you say PTSD? Get help Andrew… and even if the girl was jealous to post this many of the things she says are true. Totally D-Bag. This makes me giggle.
This guy did’nt do shit but cook for the military. So he did a wonderful job keeping the REAL people protecting our country fed
Proof of this? I was deployed with him, so I know you’re full of shit. And clinically crazy? Do tell..
Slut is mad that she put out on the first date and wonders why guys won’t stick around. Keep hatin’.
i heard he had sex on a webcam once, dirtbag
I know who the girl is, and she’s a nasty fvcking cum-dumpster.
ive seen him bang a chick with a football helmet on.
omg!!! i totally saw this guy in a sex tape one time
This guy is a MB legend. Don’t ever disrespect him.
JustinTV FTW
He talks like he’s freaking GI Joe, but he was in the Chair Force. Give me a break. And he wears way too much hair gel. And he has a hygiene problem, as in constant poop smell down there.
Andy P. Good guy actually. Not sure why all y’all are making fun of him. Guy is a legend
The bitch who posted this is fat as hell.
Also, there are no cooks in the military. This bitch got dumped and she is mad.
This guy is actually weird as shit. Like it’s not that big a deal, but he may have a personality disorder or something. Doesn’t have many friends either…
This guy is in fact a tool. I’ve seen him yell at girls nose to nose because he’s not getting his way. Ya, the air force thing is cool and respectable, but thats all he talks about. It’s in the past dude. He seriously has anger issues and thinks he’s tough. I just saw him two weeks ago play security guy at tengo…there wouldn’t have been any issues if he didn’t start them. And stop swinging around on the swings at rock bar, it’s obvious he’s got a case of the “look at me’s”. He will also pray on the last few girls at the bar at closing time, regardless of how nasty they are. Mega tool!
pretty sure he tired get with my harrdd core last summer. I had never met him and he was spilling his guts and his undying love for me
lolololololol make shut up much? Andrew doesn’t love anyone. You’re all skanks. And the girl above that is Tierney.. what a sad, sad girl.
Clinically crazy as in PTSD, borderline personality disorder and major anger issues
OMG! If you don’t want to get screwed over – DONT SCREW HIM! is that a foreign concept to you?
I’m 16 years old and I had sex with him a couple months ago
yeah I know this guy too, and do believe he is going places no matter how much of a douche bag he is, and yes he is in the airforce and he is a Pararescue and if you know anything about the military you would know what is a hard job so yeah, he pretty much is GI Joe, I bet this is the girl who used to text me from his phone saying “omg leave my boyfriend alone” insecure c*nt.
ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can be a hard ass in the military all day long but it goes out the window when you represent it shamefully and disgracefully. I dont give two ucks what you did overseas you can still be a worthless chode. Case in point. I was spec ops and I know tons of other spec ops guys. Most of them are legit and respectable. Bottom line dont be a cnt and make the rest of us look bad. Also get a real job?
Passes out and cries at Florida State tailgates.
This girl is completly right. I dated andrew for months found out he had an actual girlfriend and fucked other girls on the side. He will tell you the world so he can fuck you.
First this guy has not only called himself a PJ but a JTAC as well. Impressive since the PJ’s don’t do much with CAS. Don’t get me wrong PJ’s are some of the baddest f’ers in the military, period. They don’t play the JTAC role. That beret doesn’t match TACP, CCT, (only JTAC’s on the AF) or PJ’s. don’t claim to be what you weren’t. Tht is pathetic no matter how many of you try to defend him.
Ole dude never said he was a PJ. He went trough Indoc and reclassed into security forces and then reclassed into TACP.
I guess people only hear what they want to here. I reclassed with him. Square your shit away.