THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “brah” here is a real winner. Ladies & gentlemen, we present; Neil Volner! He enjoys the company of young, metro sexual boys (preferably under the age of 15 and beautiful succulent lips) and “teenie boppers” that still abide by curfew. You could probably contract toxic pneumonitis just by inhaling the fumes produced by his toxic mold/piss infested basement, and cancer of course it’ll give you cancer. He likes to think of himself as a lady charmer. He will try to win any woman (girl and/or boy) over with suffocating sob stories of past loves and broken hearts after he cheated on them. Lastly, you know that whole “big hands, big feet” saying? Definitely not true.
Anonymous says:
sooooo true!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Props to whom ever put this up ! it couldnt be more true! bahahahaha your dity bastard!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Dirty bastard is an understatement.
to Anonymousk.rose says:
FUTURE SEX OFFENDER. idecided.
to k.roseAnonymous says:
I can’t believe he wasn’t already on here. Anyone who knows Neil, knows his reputation.
to Anonymousnikki says:
amen
to nikkiStephanie♥ says:
This man is scum.
to Stephanie♥jesse says:
Bahahahahahaha
to jesseAnonymous says:
and like to have his ass slapped by guys while having sexual encounter with a woman
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
or hold a little knife to their throat and say “you like that bitch!?” Weird.
to AnonymousNeil says:
annnnddd I know who obviously posted that one.. lol yes that is weird.
to NeilHeather says:
You’re obviously a sad sack of shit.
to HeatherNeil says:
No MAHER I did not like that! f*ckin weirdo.
to NeilAnonymous says:
got an std from him
to AnonymousJoe Rogan says:
WOW me too!
to Joe RoganAshley says:
I didn’t. Although, I was slightly worried (terrified) to get my test results back.
to AshleyMichelle says:
See its hard to believe whoever posted this really knows him. Yes, some of this is true but undeniably he is amazing in bed and def has a big dick.
to Michellem.s. says:
You are obviously the one who doesn’t know him. I, unfortunately know him all too well.
to m.s.Michelle says:
I know him very well. Sorry you don’t know him as well as me hun.
to MichelleAnonymous says:
Well, enjoy the gonorrhea.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
neil quit trying to fool yourself
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Hahahah this is soooo funny but I have to say I love this boy hes a sexxxy beast
<3
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
hahahahhahahahahahah windsor kids takin over the dirty…. Maher’s on here too.
to Anonymoussara Hardin says:
Neil one time licked his fingers cleaned after fingering my butt hole!
to sara Hardincraig says:
piss infested basement, some of that is my piss
to craigKayla M. says:
Poor kid.
to Kayla M.Anonymous says:
Gorgeous.
=)
to Anonymoushailey says:
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah
to haileyPat says:
I wanna be em so bad!
to Patsomeone else says:
I heard he used to do it with his cousin. Super awesome.
to someone elseTori says:
Um which cousin???
to Tori