THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, stumbled across this girl on facebook. I think she is absolutely gorgeous with near perfect features. Don’t know much about her though. Would you Nik?
Answer: I could never stick it in anything from Alaska. They are all nut jobs with moose like features.
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shes on a tv show that got canceled.. (history channel i think) called mounted in alaska
and 15 years old. so anyone saying she’s hot and the poster are knee touchers.
ummm shes on a a tv showed call mounted in alaska on the history channel
Perfect?
6head, jowls, elbow for a chin, dried out hair, fat arms, no upper lip, sag tits. Lots of beer goggles in Alaska.
Her dad will skin u and hang u on the wall, if she doesn’t first.
NIK is it possible to get on a list to meet up with your rejects?
This chick is on a TV show called Mounted in Alaska. Your welcome.
No upper lip. Fat arms. Flat chest. Pointy chin. Is this a joke?
She’s on a show about stuffing dead animals:)
Hahahaha too funny!!!!
She’s on a reality show called “Mounted in Alaska”.
She is perfect. Her name is Christina, shes on a TV show. This girl is awesome
You’re so narrow minded and consistently rely on anecdotes to support your claims. You’re an idiot nick….I decided.
I think she’s on a t.v. show?
Since when are fat arms with tiny tits “perfect”
She’s on some show that comes on the History Channel… she’s 15 yrs old!
she does indeed look like a moose.
taxidermy? weird
I for one would love to goose her little moose.
Bet it’s a bushy one too?
I think she is smokin hot. let me know if she wants to come the Southern States. My treat.
She’s on a show on the History Channel. Her dad run a taxidermy place.
DB said she’s a mosse, ok. so let’s all hate on her. You have to live in LA to be cool
i would rather insert the brunette.
Perfect? Hardly.
This Chick is not 15. Even went Juco for ball. Kinda hot.
Do you have eyes? Fug. Like every chick in Alaska.
Her eyes and teeth are crooked. There are Dirty Celebs hotter than this chick. Get a clue poster. You have no taste in women.
Who cares about her, are the orbs on her friend real?!
good show
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