THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…this is Elaine Kelly originally from Peterborough, ON now living in London, ON…who may appear on the surface to be “angelic” but is FAR from it! She is a Business Manager in a local retirement home where Elaine said she does all the work as her boss is a “f**king dumb ass”! She used to be with a guy (13 years older than her) in a “common law” relationship but got tired of looking after his kids as well as her own, so she started dating a married man, moved out…and dated him for nearly four years. She took this guy for everything she could…diamond jewellery, 10 trips, lingerie, concerts, furniture, rent money…because as she put it “I deserve it!” She even took a flat-screen TV from a former 80+ year old resident at her retirement home that she was going to “pay” $200.00 for but he knew her “financial plight” so it turned out to be a “free gift”. He also gave her a Turntable/CD recorder for free too! Another employee had been “walked out” for accepting gifts (against company policy) from the same former resident, but not Elaine…remember, she’s an angel!
Nik, this is the girl who didn’t go to school much and started drinking at 13 and said gave it up at 17. She didn’t graduate from high school but is a Business Manager? She got pregnant just after her 20th birthday and had a shot-gun marriage. She had another son with that guy and thought she was going to be a “lifer” so she had one more. Her boys, #1 works in a video store, #2 graduated from university, but works in a “bong” shop and #3 is just scraping through high school…maybe she should have stayed home and been a better Mom instead of going to a local bar and setting a continuous attendance record…22 days straight! WOW…she loved her beer but starting getting too fat for new bikini’s so switched to Scotch! She’d drop her 15 year old off at high school in the morning and then drop by her ex-boyfriend’s apartment for a quick f**k before going into work! (BTW she gets support from the previous “common law” guy and the biological father of #3…double dipping at its’ best!) At nearly 49 she says she’s slept with only four guys, C***s, P**l, R****t and D***d, but her lucky number has always been the number 5…calling # 5…now serving # 5…!