THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I just wanted to send out a warning to all the ladies about a dirty douche bag named David Yorke. He resides in Malvern and works at 200 Consilium at Telus as an IT TECH in Scarborough. Ladies do not be fooled by his guise of a gentleman. He will try to woe you into bed with him with lame ass lines, however, don’t be so quick to jump into that bed because he has self diagnosed “skin tags” on his penis. They look like a nasty cluster of dangly pieces of skin which hang off into little raspberries. There is no such thing as skin tags on a penis and it’s called G***, if you ask him to show you his penis he won’t, and if you see scabs it’s because he probably got them burnt off. If you do decide to sleep with this dirt bag, get your drd shot. He also talks to plenty of ladies simultaneously, has unprotected sex, so please be cautious when talking to this dirty douche bag.
905 says:
Why did you sleep with him then? You just made yourself look terrible
to 905Anonymous says:
he looks cute though..
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
to AnonymousK says:
Bahahaha- I work there..I will keep my eyes open for him.
to KAnonymous says:
He does blackberry tech support
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Skins tags on genitals is fully possible. I watch a diagnosis on Embarrassing Bodies.
to AnonymousAnon says:
Was he your bf? Did he cheat or were you just one of his side pieces.
to AnonAnonymous says:
Skin tags on ones genitals are actually quite normal and are of no harm.
to AnonymousDh says:
I went to school with this guy. Too much info.
to DhKc says:
He likes Asian girls no?
to KcDr Gonzo says:
What you’re describing are genital warts.
to Dr Gonzo