Someone Please Try And Tell Me Nik Richie Isn’t A Miracle Worker
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to U of A with Alysson Holt and to be honest she was just your average girl. Nothing special about her, non the less she was a sweetheart and glad I was friends with her for the person she was. After you started posting her on TheDirty, you got her +2′s (Dr. Martin)… the girl blew up, everyone wanted to shoot with her and mainly, she went from a 4.54949 to a 7.209292 in a matter of 12 months or so. She just put up these pictures and I was just AMAZED at what a hot woman she has become. She is nearly a ten right now and I have no doubt, without you giving her the constructive advice I don’t see her being as hot as she is now. How do you feel about her development, and is she where she needs to be?
Shimderella can be better. I still see 3 things that need fixing.- nik
Congrats Allison…now you look exactly like every other chick in LA. My money says you were probably hotter before.
why this SELF POST has to be so obvious
she is holding her breast together so you dont see the refund gap.
No joke… These pics girls take where they pretend you just caught them with their shirt/robe open are effing lame. Just own it. Plus, clean your effing shower you nasty slob. Scrubbing bubbles is your friend.
Sad as hell. Any chick that Nik “saves” is definitely not worth it. If they had such horrible self esteem and whoring ways to land on this site, you want no part of them. Bitches that get huge fake tits and look like 99 percent of the women that Nik and the gay crusade he employs brag about, are just low self esteem bitches that will always need you to say how hot they are, i.e. high maint. Your better off with a fat chick.
Remember: the bigger the fake tits, the lower the self esteem. It’s obvious that this whore has no self esteem!
lmao!
Keith, very well said and 100% correct!
Her hands are quite frightening
Lol, this chick is ugly! That first pic she looks like a legit man!
For a guy who wants perfection in a woman, I must call BS after seeeing your wife in your bday pictures. She looks hard in those photos, as in worn out, or maybe she looks like a tranny did her makeup.
Are you joking? She looks just like every other bleached, plastic, overly made-up photo-in-the-mirror-obsessed skanky whore out there.
She’s still average.
And her mouth isnt opened in any of her pics because her teeth are all jacked up!!!
classy pictures… you could totally take that fake looking babie home to mom. NOT
“the girl blew up, everyone wanted to shoot with her”
Although vaguely English, the language seems retarded or something.
Probably a self-post. She’s still a nobody. And we need a bikini pic. She looks chunky – and chicks that get implants that big usually want to eat and think big cans will fake some poor schlub into ruining his life and Buying instead of Renting.
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh…..dam my dry cleaner is going to be pissed.
you guys are f*cking retards. she’s pretty hot in my book. the bathroom looks like sh*t though. a little lime away baby girl. does wonders’
Shes a butterface. That first pic was jack ugly. But she has nice tits.
who takes pictures while curling their hair?? lmao
This chick was such a ratty looking broad back in college…..totally average with no self esteem, anybody could blast her beef curtains. Now, well, she looks like a high priced whore. Nothing too special. Just an average looking whore you would see in LA, Vegas, or Miami. No big deal.
I wonder if she fixed her beef curtains?
Self post. Keep trying to pub your $3/hour modeling career and you can be like 99% of the other “models” driving 2004 Camrys and wishing you were someone.
Self post. I like her pushing her boobs together, but how about the rest of her body? She looks like a LA poser, but I bet she shaves below – I need that
Gross. What kind of ghetto hotel was this taken in? Please tell me people don’t live in sh*tholes like this and take pictures. Spend a little less on your nasty extensions and a little more on where you sleep.
Funny…because I recall her spending her college years in Ellensburg at Central Washington University. Where she had itty-bitty A-cups and little-to-no self confidence…However – during the few times she did actually speak or say something, i always thought she was a pretty sweet girl. So I wish her the best…..and yeah, my guess is self post.
Refund for sure, I have a cups but can work a C with my arms..she is alright but the extra arm help isn’t fooling any of the professional 2+ critics ha
Her hair looks fake.. . extensions?
Poor girl, run of the mill blonde with big fake boobs, nothing special, nothing really stands out…
…..other than her boobs.
It’s all she has going for her.
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Give me an exotic girl already.
she is working as a model 50 hours a week and working in a tanning salon 30 hours a week she is a busy girl
Why is she pushing her tits together in the top photo whilr curling her hair? She looks like a retard in that pic. I dont think she meant for people to notice her smushing the girls together but look at the arms. Hot but retarded.
She should re-post when she’s 70 yrs old. YIKES!
She should bleach her brown eye
She just posted on twitter how she was submitted and how horrible is it. Definitely trying to cover up a self post. The crazy thing is she really thinks she is going to be a legit fashion model or SI swimsuit model… or playboy model. Her +2s are too big, face is subpar and hair is ratty. GET A DESK JOB!
She looks like Nik’s wife…..Spooky.
definitely looks like niks wife. but, really good boob job.