THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jourdan Lodge..or so she calls herself, since that’s not her real last name! But she is straight up white T*ash! Mom lives in a trailor and is a drug addict! This gray tooth beast steals from anyone at anytime!! She was caught stealing at Mosaic, Aad stole a watch and some money from some random she went home with from Luna. This trash bag has Fish Fumes coming outta her cr*tch! And stills goes home with anyone who will take it. And to top it off she loves purple crayons, she steals anything from anyone. What do you think Nik?
I think she should seek treatment for that dead tooth.- nik
KC Hood says:
Merisa beatie aka merisa beat. ba haha i just love seeing these fat slobs out and about!
to KC HoodBack fat says:
HahhahaahaaAaaa I’m laughing so hard! All of this is soo true she is so insecure
to Back fatShe was nice says:
I have meet her a few times and she has been nothing but nice.
to She was niceBout time says:
This broad is the type that puts random people on this site bc she is so insecure. Definition on white trash. Runs her mouth always talking about everyone… I would too if I looked like that
to Bout timedrizzzy says:
This is total bullshit..she’s one of the nicest people I know and have ever met.. Also the shit above for her description..absolutely none of it is true.. Whoever put this up, you’re a hatin ass bitch…
to drizzzyJoe Perez says:
How about you shut the f$ck up white hog
to Joe PerezAct your age says:
How’s that bald spot doin brahhhh . Perez is 45 yrs old still goin to the club in creep mode.. Eat shit gramps. How many times you been on the dirty? You have no room to speak…period.
to Act your ageJoe Perez says:
This fatty runs around all the time! Hahaha
to Joe Perezdrizzzy says:
This is total BS..everything thats said about her above is absolutely NOT true.. She’s one of the nicest people i’ve ever met and know..So you all who are hatin and put this up, its not hard to narrow down who you are….. bad move on your part.
to drizzzyWhat a joke says:
Cum dumpster
to What a jokeSweat it out says:
In comin for you bi*ch. Im gonna make you wait.
to Sweat it outJoke!!!!! says:
Hahaha I fu*k her man… Cauz she ain’t hittin it right
to Joke!!!!!unreal. says:
She has been nothing but nice to me, and her family is awesome. None of this shit is true. Someone is obviously incredibly jealous.
to unreal.Boo says:
We heard you the first 2 times white hog
to Boounreal. says:
Too bad this is my first post. Just goes to show, Jourdan has more fans than Haters, and her haters are morons. You’re probably the loser that posted her, and now you look like a jack weed because people are supporting her. Idiot.
to unreal.I know her says:
She is a friend of mine and all I can say is this post is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen! This post is the definition of ALL LIES. Not one of these statements are true…and that’s a FACT
to I know herAnonymous says:
WOW so sad that jealous skeezbags can put up pics of really awesome girls and try to convince themselves theyre not disgusting. This chick here is a really awesome person, and ZERO of what was said about her is true. Pa-Thetic. wash your hoo hoo you skanky Dbag, cuz i know who you are and when i put you in the hospital you dont wanna make the doctor cringe
to AnonymousTypical says:
How many times are you gonna repost in differnt ways?!? Quit writin the same thing! And fat a*s is the exact kind of person who is jealous of everyone else and talks about EVERYONE!!! Nasty fat beat beast!
to TypicalAnonymous says:
HAHA go tan some more
to AnonymousBronzed says:
I love tanning!!!
to Bronzed7 Pointed Leaf says:
Dead tooth or not, I’d hit it.
to 7 Pointed LeafAnonymous says:
Hell ya she is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to AnonymousSsssssssss says:
Shut up jourdan. Quit reposting
to SsssssssssAnonymous says:
HAHA you wish it was Jourdan don’t you bitch!!!!!!!!!! How old are you again??? Because you look WAY older than you actually are HAHAHAHA
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Hey S,
to AnonymousHaven’t YOU been on the dirty a TON of times?? Only that was COMPLETELY warranted. Nice try you will NEVER be the awesome person Jourdan is. Go play in traffic you tanorexic bitch.
Bing! says:
I love tanning!!!
to Bing!Jo mike says:
Quit writing about yourself jourdan! We all know how you get down you are a fat hatin as* b*tch!!!!
to Jo mikeAnonymous says:
This is all total bullsh*t. None of it is true. Who ever is posting this sh*t must be a sad pathetic sorry excuse for a person. Get help loser!
to AnonymousJ Dubbs says:
Gray tooth. That sh*t craaaay ahh naaaaazzzty
to J Dubbsdrizzzy says:
Yeah, it’s pretty obvious who it was that did this.. Strait up. Pretty ballsy move, and extremely ill advised. I hope it was worth it, cuz you know damn well we have so much “dirt” on your sorry ass it’s not even funny. You sure you wanna go down this road? Too late….
to drizzzySssssss says:
So scared white trash come at me and get a wrench to the throat.. Don’t forget I know where to find you jourdan maddison street right? Ya and I know the car you drive… Ba ha ha don’t worry tho ima make you wait
to Sssssssunreal. says:
NOT normal behavior, S. You belong in a padded room, mellowed out with tranquilizers. You are psychotic. How pathetic do you have to be to devote this much time and attention to your ‘enemy’? Your obsession with Jourdan is downright creepy. someone needs to keep this bitch on a leash….
to unreal.Confused says:
Im sorry to break it to you… No one is jealous of this Trash… Not even a bum
to ConfusedSsssssssssssss says:
Ssssssssss is a stalker!
to SsssssssssssssAnonymous says:
Someone’s obsessed
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
All the ppl defending her are the same person look at the times it looks like one was written right after another
Idk this girl but u must be a huuuge loser to try n pretend to be different ppl who like u
to AnonymousBronzed says:
Haha exactly 3 butt pirates as friends! Sooo funny you are on here! BabaahabhA
to BronzedPs. You have hail damage all over the backs of your legs!!
Real says:
These 2 might be in the top 5 of the ugliest people in kc
to Real7 Pointed Leaf says:
I all seriousness, whats this chicks number?
to 7 Pointed LeafBrooksider says:
Ive seen this monster at brooksider desperately starving for attention!
to BrooksiderAnonymous says:
Ah this is so stupid. I worked with her years ago and she is a really sweet girl. Leave her alone
to AnonymousYou know who says:
This bi*ch is the definition of two faced will act one way the. Do or say another. You are disgusting your not cute. With the 10 strands of hair coming out of ur head ur practically balding. You have a big wide flat a*s with kankels that follow! You are calculating conniving ugly persooutside out you turn on your friends in a heart beat and rat them out! No one is jealous of you I just have to laugh! Don’t worry you will get what’s coming to you karma is a b*tch.. Dont forget to look over your shoulder cauz I’m comin for you.
to You know whoYou know who(: says:
This bi*ch is the definition of two faced will act one way the. Do or say another. You are disgusting your not cute. With the 10 strands of hair coming out of ur head ur practically balding. You have a big wide flat a*s with kankels that follow! You are calculating conniving ugly persooutside out you turn on your friends in a heart beat and rat them out! No one is jealous of you I just have to laugh! Don’t worry you will get what’s coming to you karma is a b*tch.. Dont forget to look over your shoulder cauz I’m comin for you.
to You know who(:Heat says:
I’m confused are the above people really defending this ugly troll? Ew
to HeatTaylor C says:
She dated my brother in HS. I know for a fact she didnt live in a trailor back then… perhaps now? Very sweet girl back in the day, merissa was too…
Gotta love haters though, makes shit interesting
to Taylor C.6$#*+) says:
Savanna shockey is a dumb cunt.
to .6$#*+)drizzzy says:
You ugly slimy ass ho savannah shockey your sh*t is about to get got… Dirty cuntbag whore can’t even keep her job at a restaraunt on the plaza so she has to hate on J… Shockey is about to get f*ckin drop kicked in her f*ckin grille….
to drizzzyAL says:
I know more than a few people who would love to help you with this…savanna is a shady b$tch…always has been….its her turn now…by the way savanna nobody is scared of you….id pay you to come say something to my face..bc I guarantee you wont walk away unharmed kisses! Xoxo
to ALhahaha says:
stop posting one after another… you are just jealous.. clearly
to hahahaAnonymous says:
Keep telling yourself that….nobody is jealous of a nasty ex hooters girl..
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Like like like where is the like button…..shoc key has been puttin girls on here for YEARS!!!!!!!!!
to AnonymousScuuurd says:
Classy!
to ScuuurdSavannah Shockey says:
Jourdan your a straight up loser! You will never be me no matter how hard you try. You have such low self esteem it’s almost sad… Almost! Why Dont you go stalk your boss some more! Remember when you didn’t feel comfortable working around me bc you knew your fat a*s would get jumped?? You can have all your ghetto friends(most likely you
to Savannah Shockey) write on here but they won’t always be with you, You got an a*s beating coming for you And when I get my hands on you, I’ll never stop. You want so bad to be in the scene you won’t Ever be. You wanna be me so bad! Stalking fat slob!
K.R. says:
This was the chick tony Durone banged a few times to get back at his wife. Downgrade haha
to K.R.Under Oath says:
Anyone who is trying to justify Jourdan being a good person is either a liar or one of the people she is turning her phony charm and charisma on for. If so don’t let yourself be fooled, you may think that you are friends but that’s only to your face and if she has something to gain from being seen with you, like making herself look or feel better. I guess you could actually be her friend, in that case you would have to be a horrible person as well to want to associate yourself with such a low life piece of revolting filth. It does not matter how many people stick up for her because what you say is falsification and therefor void, if anyone has met her they know how vial her entire personality is. I am sure she could seem nice but how hard do you think it is for her to fake it to your face. After all she has to fake it multiple times a night so it’s almost like breathing or blinking to her, just natural. How can anyone not see how much of an malicious, depraved, streetwalker she truly is. Her mother may not live in a trailer park or be a drug addict. I also doubt that she is a thief. But I do know a complete b* tch when I meet one. Also enjoying being trained by the guys from LMFAO doesn’t make you cool it just means you’re more of a nauseating tramp than I thought possible. Lastly she should not be proud about f*cking senior citizens, old man balls are appalling and any of those men could be your grandpa without even knowing it… Just plain nasty.
to Under OathAmen! says:
Anybody who knows this trash knows what she is about, fake as fake comes!!’ she is the first to point fingers and make fun of people when in reality ( jourdan has no grasp of) she is a sl*t caniving lieing calculating, starving for attention. She has no real girlfriends… She doesn’t know what loyalty of compassion is. She is so insecure and negative. She will never know what happiness is bc of who she is. She is the definition of Sociopath
to Amen!Hmmm says:
It’s funny that “Savannah Shockey” commented on here. That’s not even how she spells her name. Although I’m pretty sure she shares the exact same sentiments.
to Hmmm