Swole Steph

February 14, 2012 Corpus Christi 23 7,690 Views

Man, Woman? We don't know: Swole Steph

Man, Woman? We don't know: Swole Steph

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this mysterious creature is Stephanie Ruiz. You know when she has arrived somewhere because the ground will start to shake. Most people know her by “Swole Steph” because no matter how pretty she tries to make herself seem, she has the body shape of an ice cream cone; very wide on top, very narrow on bottom. She’ll take any guy thats willing. She will fuck any guy and let them do anything to her just cause d*ck is so rare to her. But don’t expect any of the guys to admit to it. It may seem like an easy f*ck but as soon as you get close to her you’ll see all her acne scars and “flea bites” on her body. She looks like a quarterback with her broad shoulders. You all reading this may think this is hating on her, but she walks around like her sh*t don’t stink. She has a very snobby attitude and is the typical Facebook wh*re. She has plenty of “acquaintances” but not many friends. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WISH SHE WOULD JUST GET IT THROUGH HER HEAD THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE AS PRETTY AS SHE THINKS SHE IS. So, from the looks of it what do you think. Man or Woman?