Talk About Love At First Sight


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl in Miami and from the second we met I fell in LOVE with her.  She is from Indonesia but lives in Bali.  We without a doubt had the best  7 hours together.  We got super drunk, then both of us G’d out and went back to my room and had incredible blow and g filled 2 hours of wild and crazy kinky sex.  When she woke up in the early AM she pretended I had no idea who I was and just ran out of my room without giving me her number or anything.  I wanted to see what do you think about her, and am I at fault that a year later I still think about her every single day and wonder what she is doing.

I never understood why girls like to draw attention to their belly button blow holes? No guy likes a hole thats already plugged.- nik


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  1. February 5, 2012 at 11:48 am

    chachacha says:

    Nik take one of these posts down….the second page has the same story….G, love @ first sight, never heard from again….makes u look stupid

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  2. February 5, 2012 at 11:49 am

    asdf says:

    self post. how would you get her pictures if you only had a one night stand…

    Reply to asdf
  3. February 5, 2012 at 11:57 am

    cybil says:

    she. is a he

    Reply to cybil
  4. February 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Foghorn Longhorn says:

    You must love dudes….because that’s that thing is!

    Reply to Foghorn Longhorn
  5. February 5, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    TheTruthHurts says:

    Post reads like a lame letter to Penthouse. And that tat is so nasty – ruins it. Go to Bali or Indonesia, find a hot chick that isn’t covered in tats, bring her to the US and get her implants, enjoy life.

    Reply to TheTruthHurts
  6. February 5, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    Blue Nile says:

    This post is nearly word-for-word the same as the one submitted for Sasha Grether just the other day. What’s up? Do we have porta potties advertizing on TheDirty?

    Reply to Blue Nile
  7. February 5, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    sag says:

    WHATS HER NAME>?

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  8. February 5, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    but he sent you his pictures? next fake post…….

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. February 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Anonymous says:

    You soppy s**t….Its a Kie-Tie…Lady boy.

    Reply to Anonymous
  10. February 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Dman says:

    Sorry but that is a guy.

    Reply to Dman
  11. February 5, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    Grounded says:

    Self post. There was another post really similar to this with the same story and the same terms, “g’d” out. My conspiracy theory is that a pimp is posting these fake stories about drugs and crazy kinky sex to get customers.

    Reply to Grounded
  12. February 5, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Call it for what it is - a lie says:

    Thanks ASDF. Thats what I was thinking. Just because you jerk off to an internet pornstar does not qualify as sex.

    Reply to Call it for what it is - a lie
  13. February 5, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    GREGG says:

    You need your eyes checked

    Reply to GREGG
  14. February 5, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Da Shi Lee says:

    I know this girl she my sister.
    She pass away about 7 months ago with AIDS.
    She have had it for two years prior to her passing.

    Her name be Su kai Lee

    Reply to Da Shi Lee
  15. February 5, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Chelsea says:

    How’d you get all these pics then? Self-posting shemale I think.

    Reply to Chelsea
  16. February 5, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    joe v says:

    re: “When she woke up in the early AM she pretended I had no idea who I was.”

    And do you? Obv that’s a LADYBOY douchebag

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  17. February 5, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    unkel Jak says:

    LOL “cybil” took the words right out of my mouth.
    Are you sure it wasn’t a guy and your corn hole was the one being plugged up. Afterall, you admitted to being drunk and on drugs.

    Reply to unkel Jak
  18. February 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Dear asdf… you wouldn’t know what length people would go to, to stalk other people. There is Facebook, twitter or whatever else and if its not a self post then he stalked her. Duh use common sense!

    Reply to Anonymous
  19. February 5, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Lmfao. First of all, your an idiot. You’ve obviously never left your backyard….you might want to cross an ocean once or twice. Indonesia, Bali = tranny. Duh!

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  20. February 5, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Uh, no says:

    Self post. Get a life, you weird angular looking bitch.

    Reply to Uh, no
  21. February 5, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Definitely a lame self post, nice pics idiot, and it is definitely a man,, or an it.

    Reply to Anonymous
  22. February 5, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    HE/SHE says:

    Forget about finding out her name, that’s a dude. He probably cornhold you while you were drunk and passed out. I hope this tranny doesn’t have any STD/s?

    Reply to HE/SHE
  23. February 5, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    ERin says:

    Bali is in Indonesia…..you poor uneducated Americans

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  24. February 6, 2012 at 1:10 am

    Anonymous says:

    she is from Indonesia but lives in Bali? you know Bali is part of Indonesia?

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. February 12, 2012 at 6:02 am

    karkass says:

    She got your drugs, got laid, got everything she wanted. Then She left. She’s gone, it was fun, celebrate that. She’s not comin back. She IS lovely though, I’d be thinkin about her too…

    Reply to karkass

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